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A Fistful of Bothers
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| A Fistful of Bothers
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A Fistful of Bothers is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting Act 2
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Mayor Quimby, as a concerned citizen, I worry that the recent mob attack on my husband, while hilarious, is an indication that crime is on the rise.
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Fine. We'll build a jail.
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More jails won't solve anything. We should address the root cause of the problem. This gold rush is--
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A new jail is easier.
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Yes, but--
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Americans love jails, lady. Even more than they love Peyton Manning eating crappy delivery pizza while humming that awful insurance jingle.
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Enough talk! I wanna see Springfielders building a jail at the Town Plaza or I'm canceling this whole gold rush event.
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| Task: "Make Springfielders Build a Jail at the Town Plaza" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 30 seconds.
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Quest Reward:  100 and  10/ 10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Having a jail next to the saloon sure is great. This'll make getting dragged to the drunk tank a breeze!
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Gotta love that new jail smell.
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And playing Wild West sheriff is a blast! *SLAM* Aw, dang it. Just locked myself in the cell.
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You hear that, criminals? This is our chance to show Springfield what frontier life was really like!
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Task: "Build Springfield Penitentiary".
Task: "Make Snake Promote Lawlessness". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Abuse Lawlessness" (x3). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 2 hours.
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| After starting the jobs
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The police are locked behind bars. We can do anything we like!
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I can drive 100 MPH in a school zone, like God intended!
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I can openly funnel nuclear secrets to my North Korean handlers!
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I can announce particle physics discoveries that have been confirmed at only four-sigma certainty!
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You see, the normal requirement is five sigma, not four, so.... Look, you wouldn't beat up an adult, would you?
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I suppose you would.
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| After finishing the tasks
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I'm out! I escaped! What did I miss?
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An uninterrupted reign of lawlessness and terror.
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I meant, what did I miss on TV? I'm still kind of a watch-it-live guy. Don't really care for DVRs.
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You really are a disgrace, you know.
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I ENJOY THE COMMUNAL ASPECT OF WATCHING TELEVISION WHEN IT AIRS THE FIRST TIME, OKAY?
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Oh, you mean a disgrace to law enforcement. Yeah, I pretty much am.
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey, Homer. Milhouse wants to set up a play date.
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I'm not sure Bart's free. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he is....
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College! I think I remember something about Bart going to college. Try there.
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No, uh, Milhouse wants to play with YOU. Don't you, Milhouse?
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No I don't! This is weird!
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Sure you do! You'll have a blast, Homer. Milhouse will bring a hoverboard and a case of Duff.
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What will the neighbors think about a grown man who spends his time with other people's children? Besides "what a great guy," I mean.
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All right, send the little dweeb over.
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Task: "Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten House".
Task: "Make Homer Have a Playdate With Milhouse". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Another beer, Mr. Simpson? Perhaps a spin on my Chinese-made, discount hoverboard?
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Are you trying to get me drunk so I'll fall off your hoverboard and be knocked unconscious?
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That's pretty suspicious of you.
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I'm sorry. I think crazy thoughts when I'm sober. Beer me, playmate.
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| After finishing the tasks
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Dad! Mr. Van Houten clearly sent Milhouse here to drunken you with beer so they could search our house for gold.
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Iz tha so? Well, it din't work! *SNORES* ... *SNORES*
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I'm very disappointed, Milhouse. And to think I'm actually married to you in several episodes set in the future.
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
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What's up dude?
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Hey, Snake. You and your outlaw gang get a bad rap. The way I see it, you're a prankster, just like me!
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It's all in good fun, right? So how can I help?
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We're just about to start planning our next hilarious prank. Sit in, little buddy!
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Snake Meet With Outlaws". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Sit in on Outlaw Meeting". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
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Attention fellow outlaws. Someone out there has the gold. So what we're gonna do is...
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Kidnap Springfield's children at gunpoint and hold them for ransom. If the sheriff gets involved, we dynamite the jailhouse and shoot our way out of town.
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Ay carumba!
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey everyone! Snake and his gang are planning to kidnap all the kids as ransom! We've got to stop him!
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Oh, come on. Kidnapping kids is a logistical nightmare. It's not a viable crime model. As a respected desperado, Snake would know that.
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Now hush. Gummy Joe is spinning yarns of Wild West life. Fascinating stuff!
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...then Black Pete decided the only way he'd get his hands on that gold was to kidnap every kid in the town of Devil's Vomit Gulch and hold 'em for ransom.
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"Devil's Vomit Gulch." I wish this town had a cool name like that.
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And the kidnapping plan worked to perfection. As kidnapping always does.
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Task: "Make Gummy Joe Tell Rootin'-Tootin' Stories". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Listen to Gummy Joe's Stories" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Plaza and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Try to Warn Springfielders". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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It looks like I'll have to deal with Snake myself.
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I shall become... the Kid With No Name.
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Hey, Sheriff Wiggum! I just saw a donut roll into that jail cell.
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A donut, you say? Better saddle up, strap on my six-shooters and mosey on over-- *SLAM* And, I just locked myself in the cell again.
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Sorry, Sheriff. But I can't have the law getting in my way. The Kid With No Name fights alone.
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Hey, there really is a donut in here! I'm not going to get shot, and also I have a donut. Pretty good. Pret-ty good.
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Task: "Make Bart Plan Snake's Downfall". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Lock Himself in Jail Again". The job takes place at the Town Plaza and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Collect All Act 2 Finale Pieces".
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Pt. 7
| After obtaining all Scene Finale Pieces
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All Finale Pieces collected! Play it now to see how the Act story concludes!
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| Task: "Play Act 2 Finale".
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Snake! Your days of rabble-rousing are over. Prepare to meet your maker.
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Well, well. The Kid With No Name. Don't think just because you're young I won't draw on you.
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You're forgetting one thing. I'm a Simpson -- they can't kill me off.
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Your dad's mother thought the same thing, but where is she now?
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Haw haw!
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| Quest Reward: 100 and 10/10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the film A Fistful of Dollars.
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