- For the location, see First Church of Lard Lad.
| First Church of Lard Lad
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First Church of Lard Lad is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update. It requires the First Church of Lard Lad to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I don’t know what’s more disturbing, a church that worships a giant seller of donuts, or the fact that I don’t belong to it.
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| Task: "Make Homer Join the First Church of Lard Lad". The job takes place at the First Church of Lard Lad and takes 4 hours.
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I don’t have to wear orange robes and a turban, do I?
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Don’t be silly, we’re a perfectly respectable religion. Now here, put on your jelly-filled underwear.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Bow down before Lard Lad, only begotten son of Lard Dad, sent to Earth to crush sinners with his Holy Donut.
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Oh Holy Donut, fill our blood with Sprinkles of Power, that we may join you in your heaven, currently located on the International Space Station.
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| Task: "Make Homer Worship Lard Lad's Donut". The job takes place at the First Church of Lard Lad and takes 30 minutes.
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What happened to Lard’s Lad’s Holy Donut?!
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I ate it.
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But it’s made of Styrofoam.
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I see that now. I’m burping up packing peanuts.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Homer Simpson, for profaning the Holy Donut of Glory you must wear the Leaden Donut of Shame.
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| Task: "Make Homer Wear the Lead Donut around his Neck". The job takes place at the First Church of Lard Lad and takes 12 hours.
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Mmm… lead sprinkles.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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