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Principal Skinner: I tell you, Edna... the waiting is always the worst part!

Edna Krabappel: I hear you, Seymour!

Principal Skinner: Every day, I pray it will be different... but it never is! Never is never never is...

Edna: Get a grip, Seymour! We can't afford to show weakness!

Principal Skinner: [AHEM!] Y-you're right, of course! A momentary lapse...

Edna: Get it together, mister! Here they come!

Bart: Good morning, Principal Skinner! Good morning, Mrs. Krabappel!

Principal Skinner: Eeeeeekk!

Edna: Nyaah!

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Principal Skinner: Lisa! What is your brother up to?

Lisa: [SIGH!] What's he done now?

Sound: Thump! Thump! Thump!

Principal Skinner: He's being... polite!

Lisa: Uh-oh! This can't be good!

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Bart: Good afternoon, Principal Skinner! Good afternoon, Mrs. Krabappel!

Edna: [SOB!] Why, oh why does he keep tormenting us?!?!

Bart: Have a great rest of the day!

Principal Skinner: Strength, Edna! Perhaps tomorrow he'll be back to committing atrocities!

Edna: If only I could truly believe that, Seymour!

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Marge: Homer! I think something's wrong with Bart!!

Homer: Something worth interrupting "Are You Smarter Than a TV Producer" for?!

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Milhouse Van Houten: The day Bart Simpson didn't make trouble... it's historic!

Bart: Heh! I told you I could go a whole day of my best behavior!

Milhouse: Tomorrow it's back to business as usual, and Springfield... beware!

Bart: Well, I'll bet everybody enjoyed it while it lasted!