Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes

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Vicky Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
(Lisa smiles.)
Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

Milhouse: The mall?
Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:
Homer: (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)
Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Kearney: (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
Homer: Yes, dear.
(Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.)

Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!
Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
Lisa: Forget it, Dad.
Season 11 Quotes
Beyond Blunderdome • Brother's Little Helper • Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? • Treehouse of Horror X • E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) • Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder • Eight Misbehavin' • Take My Wife, Sleaze • Grift of the Magi • Little Big Mom • Faith Off • The Mansion Family • Saddlesore Galactica • Alone Again, Natura-Diddily • Missionary: Impossible • Pygmoelian • Bart to the Future • Days of Wine and D'oh'ses • Kill the Alligator and Run • Last Tap Dance in Springfield • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge • Behind the Laughter