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- Marge: It's time for the church picnic.
- Homer: What? They had a picnic last week.
- Marge: No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
- Homer: If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.
- Bart: Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
- Homer: I agree. Let's surrender.
- Bart: No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
- Homer: Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
- Homer: Okay, boy, I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
- Santa's Little Helper: (barks)
- (Snowball II runs inside the house)
- Homer: Oh, great, now the cat knows!
- Apu: What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
- Homer: Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
- Apu: Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!
- Homer: How can you put that filth into your bodies?
- Marge: My casserole is not filth. (to kids) Eat it!
- Homer: Look at you people! Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all!
- Marge: Now that's just not-
- Homer: You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.
- Homer: Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar.
