Alcohol-Free Duff

Alcohol-Free Duff

Food/Drink Information Produced by: Duff Corporation First appearance: "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"

Alcohol-Free Duff is a non-alcoholic version of Duff Beer.

History

Alcohol-Free Duff was prominently sold during the Springfield Air Show. A concession stand advertised "Free Duff," leading Homer Simpson to believe complimentary beer was being distributed. He eagerly drank several cups before realizing the full sign actually read "Alcohol-Free Duff." Because the beverages were not free, the vendor presented him with a $48 bill, prompting Homer to feign a faint and slip away without paying.

Appearances

Episode – "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"

Duff Beer

Variants Alcohol-Free Duff • Duff Adequate • Duff Arrhythmia • Duff Blue • Duff Bluff • Duff Camo • Duff Champagne • Duff Dark • Duff Dry • Duff Gordo • Duff Intestinal Rough • Duff Lite • Duff Milk • Duff Numb • Duff Sangre de los Muertos • Duff Stout • Duff Tea • Duffahama • Düffenbräu • Henry K. Duff Private Reserve • Herr Duff • Lady Duff • UnDuff Nothin' • Virtual Duff Employees Phil Angelides • Doctor Duff • Harriet K. Duff • Howard K. Duff VIII • Samuel T. Duff • Duff Beer advertiser • Duffman (Barry Duffman • Chip Davis • Kyle McKagen • Lamarcus Duffman) • Mexican Duffman • Jeanette and Cheryl • Jim • Duff McShark • Mitch • Phil • Root Beer Boy • The Seven Duffs (Tipsy • Queasy • Surly • Sleazy • Edgy • Dizzy • Remorseful) Locations Capital City Duff Brewery • Duff Arena • Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park • Duff Beer Relaxatorium • Duff Brewery • Duff Center Arena • Duff Gardens • Duff Stadium • Springfield Duff Center Vehicles Duff Beer Party Bus • Duff Blimp • Duff Racer • Duff truck Other Crate-O-Duff Beer • CSI: Duff • Doctor Duff's Health Tonic • Duff (magazine) • Duff Beer Drink-A-Day Calendar • Duff Book of World Records • Duff Book of World Records (TV show) • Duff Bowl (Dan Beerdorf • Duff Dry Draft) • Duff Buff • Duff Countdown • Duff Cowboy • Duff Days • Duff Home Brewery • Dufflinks • DuffTales • Duffton Abbey • Gummi Beers • Hops & Barley • Woketopus

Drinks

Alcoholic beverages 1 Minute Eggnog • Absolut Krusty • Absolut Pikl • Absolute Vodk • Abuelita Fea Discount Tequila • Amstel Blight • Ashlee Starling Sparkling Whiskey • Aviation Gin • ¡Ay, Mi Cabeza! • Baron Cadet • Beefdrinker • Billy Beer • Bitter Brewer • Blitz • Bonded Blend • Bourbon • Boyd's Old Irish Whiskey • Brau • Brockton's Best • Bronson Pinchot's Pinot Noir • Calavera Gritando • Carpenter's Choice Communion Wine • Casamigos Tequila • Cereal Wine • Chateau Maison • Chateau de Springfield Pinot Noir • Cheapo Brothers • Chekhov's Gin • Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon • Creme de Menthe • Crown Royal • Cupid's Ambrosia • Do You Chugging Brandy • Driver's Choice Beer • Drunk Granddad Whiskey • Drunken Cowboy Whiskey • Family Time Hard Seltzer • Flaming Homer • Flaming Homer • Flanders Planter's Punch • Forget-Me-Shot • Foster's • Foster's Big Lager • Fudd Beer • Fudd Dry • Gal Pal Hard Seltzer • Gevrey-Chambertin Wine • Glen's Liver Scotch Whiskey • Golden Goose Vodka • Grand Vin • Grand Vin De Chateau Latour • Guinness • Happy Family Brand Bourbon • Johnny Stumbler • Kahlua • Koala's Leap Shiraz • La Mondotte • Lambuggini Wine • Logan's Rum • Maker's Moe • Malaysian beer • Mike's Hard Lemonade • Mint Schnapps • Moe et Chandon • Molson's Jr. • Motherless Child Brand Bourbon • Mr. Gentleman Sipping Brandy • Needham's Best • Nick Fury Agent of Schnapps • Non-Krusty Brand Vodka • Northern Discomfort • Old Grand-Ma • Old Grand-Pa • Old Pa Scotch • Olde Ogdenville Ale • Pappy's Bourbon • Pawtucket Patriot Ale • Red Tick Beer • Sad Grand-Dad • Sex in the Batmobile • SkittleBrau • Smithwick's • Sober by Six Day Drinker's Gin • Southern Discomfort • Springfield Cellars • Spuckler Family Moonshine • Straight on Shore Whiskey • Strolling Rock • Strupo • Sutter Sheds • Svensk Ek Whisky • Tabasco Schnapps • Thoroughbred's Choice Kentucky Bourbon • Truckasaurus Private Reserve • Vagrant's Choice • Vitti's Vodka • Wild Clown Bourbon • Wolveriskey • Zima Duff Beer Alcohol-Free Duff • Crate-O-Duff Beer • Duff Adequate • Duff Arrhythmia • Duff Beer • Duff Blue • Duff Bluff • Duff Camo • Duff Champagne • Duff Dark • Duff Dry • Duff Gordo • Duff Intestinal Rough • Duff Lite • Duff Milk • Duff Numb • Duff Sangre de los Muertos • Duff Stout • Duff Tea • Duffahama • Düffenbräu • Henry K. Duff Private Reserve • Herr Duff • Lady Duff • Virtual Duff Hot drinks Barry's Tea • "Better the Beans You Know" Coffee • Bitter Devil Caf • Blue Angel Decaf • Colombia's Shame • Duff Tea • Earl Blue Tea • Father D's High-T Testosterone Tea Bags • Koffee Date • Lyons Tea • Ontario's International Coffee Juice and drink mix Apple Zoom • Blue Julius • Crab Juice • Country Time • Gren-ade • Hawaiian Paunch • Humble Nun Horchata • Krusty Punch • Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice • Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch • Orange Blue-ius • Pomato Juice • Red Flavored Drink • Seth & Munchie's Garden Blast • Sugary Coast • Sunny D • Tomacco Juice • Tree Fresh Imitation Orange Drink Milk drinks Buzz Milk • Krusty Shake • Kwik-E-Nog • Malk • Murmur Cactus Milk • Shamrock Shakes • Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk Soft drinks 7 Up • Almond Dew • Big Bugger Chugger • Buzz Cola (Baby Buzz • Cherry • Crystal • Diet • Diet Lady • Purple Punch • with Lemon) • C.C. Lemon • Coca Colonic • Coca-Cola • Crystal Pepsi • Diet Coke • Dr Pooper • Fresca • Hip Pop • Jab • Kelp-Aid • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Soda • Mop Top Pop • Mountain Dew • Mountain Doo • Mr. Kale • Mr. Pibbb • Nature's Goodness • Nescatea • New Coke • Oy! • Pepsi B • Pepsi • Quinoa Mist • Slurm • Slurp • Tab Other All Syrup Super Squishee • Big Slurp • Blue Bronco Energy Drink • Blue Bull • Bong-ster • Chutney Squishee • Corn Nog • Dead Sea Salt Water • Eviao • Gatorade • Haterade • Hose Water • Money drink • Pedalon Kool-Aid • Pure Water • sciencewater • Smooshies • Squishee • Super Slakers • Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale • UnDuff Nothin'