Luann's sister

The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

"You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luann loves it-- loves it--when I fail."

―Kirk Van Houten

"Oh, yes, Kirk, I love having to borrow money from my sister."

―Luann Van Houten

Luann's Sister

Character Information Gender: Female ♀ Status: Alive Relatives: Nephew: Milhouse Van Houten Sister: Luann Van Houten Half-brother: Bastardo Mother: Nana Sophie Mussolini Father: Unnamed First appearance: "A Milhouse Divided"

Luann's sister is the sister of Luann Van Houten and the half-sister of Bastardo. Her mother is Tuscan Nana Sophie Mussolini and her father was an unnamed man who was able to give her ex-brother-in-law Kirk Van Houten a job as manager of a cracker factory in Springfield.

History

She lent Luann money because of bad Kirk was at the cracker factory management job their father gave him which Luann mentioned in a fight with Kirk right before she asked him for a divorce.

Appearances

• Episode – "A Milhouse Divided" (mentioned)

[show] Van Houten Family
Main family
Kirk Van Houten • Luann Van Houten • Milhouse Van Houten
Other family
Bastardo Mussolini • Grandma Van Houten • Grandpa Van Houten • Grandpa Van Houten's second wife • Luann's father • Luann's sister • Nana Sophie Mussolini • Norbert Van Houten • Annika Van Houten
Deceased members
Eliza Van Houten • Eustace Van Houten • Kirkedemious Van Houten • Milford Van Houten
Pets
Milhouse's dog • Taquito

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