Homer the Vigilante/Quotes

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Quotes

Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?

Man: Sears.

Homer: Get him!

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Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) NO, no Dig UP Stupid!

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Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%.

Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that.