Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes

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	Season 20 Episode Quotes
← 423 "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"	424 "Treehouse of Horror XIX"	"Dangerous Curves" 425 →

[When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]

Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!

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Milhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!

Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)

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Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.

The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.

Nelson: You're a racist!

The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]

Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!

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Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!

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Moe: [while strapped to a foosball table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?

Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.

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Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes • Lost Verizon • Double, Double, Boy in Trouble • Treehouse of Horror XIX • Dangerous Curves • Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words • MyPods and Boomsticks • The Burns and the Bees • Lisa the Drama Queen • Take My Life, Please • How the Test Was Won • No Loan Again, Naturally • Gone Maggie Gone • In the Name of the Grandfather • Wedding for Disaster • Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe • The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly • Father Knows Worst • Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh • Four Great Women and a Manicure • Coming to Homerica