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	Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 278 "Jaws Wired Shut"	279 "Half-Decent Proposal"	"The Bart Wants What It Wants" 280 →

Artie Ziff: You can't spell "party" without "Artie",... if you misspell "Party"... [weakly] Or "Artie"...

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Homer Simpson: I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for money: why don't I just lay down and die?

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Artie Ziff: [to the tune of "Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This"] He's a loser Marge- dump him! [singing] Travel the world, and the seven seas... I am watching you through a camera!

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Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge