Summer of 4 Ft. 2/Quotes
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- [The school bell rings.]
- Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
- [Milhouse then runs out of the classroom]
- Krabappel: I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer doesn't start until end of the day, [points to a clock that reads 9:00 A.M.] not at the beginning.
- [Ned Flanders begins work on Homer's sump pump problem.]
- Ned: Hello Mr. Brown-ground, whatcha got for me?
- Lisa: [lamenting her lack of friends] These are my only friends. Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
- [Lisa walks by the town library, and imagines the literary figures coming to life. The Mad Hatter and Alice from Alice in Wonderland appears.]
- Alice: [timidly] Won't you join our tea party? It'd be ever so- don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!
- [Suddenly, the Mad Hatter grabs Alice, and holds a loaded gun to her temple.]
- Alice: Run! Run!
- Lisa: Like y'know, whatever.
- Lisa: You don't control the birds. You will someday, but not now.
- Milhouse: Hey Bart! Lisa's skateboarding with some cool kids... and she looks like Blossom!
- [While playing the 'Mystery Date' game in the Flanders' beach house, Homer notices the similarity of the 'dud' character to Milhouse.]
- Homer: Hey! He looks just like you, poindexter!
- Valu-Mart Clerk: The M-320: Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
- [Marge is digging through the groceries Homer bought at the store.]
- Marge: Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?
- Homer: [patting the M-320] He he he, This baby's sure to kill somethin'!
- [Homer discovers his car covered in starfish and seashells.]
- Homer: Sweet Merciful crap, my car!
