Bart Gets Famous/Quotes
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- (Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)
- Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"
- Box factory
- Factory owner: And so you have seen the workings of the box factory. Any questions?
- Ralph Wiggum: What goes in boxes?
- Factory owner: Many things. Books, other boxes, children's candy, for example.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes contain candy?
- Factory owner: No. We only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner{chuckles}: We do not do that here. That is done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Has anyone lost their hand in the machinery?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: And then the disembodied hand suck out and starting strangling people?
- Factory owner: I do not know what factory you are talking about! We only make boxes.
- Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."
- Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"
- Bart: "Ay caramba!"
- Marge: ""Hmm..."
- Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
- Flanders: "Hidely-ho!"
- Barney belches.
- Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
- Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"
- Everyone stares at Lisa.
- Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
- Silence after she has left.
- Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"
- Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- Bumblebee Man breaks character
- Director: Cut!
- Director comes on stage
- Bumblebee Man{natural voice}: Sorry, I am having a problem with this.
- Director: What seems to be the problem, love?
- Bumblebee Man: It is just that for the past ten minutes my character has been agonizing over lobsters biting his rear. This has become a running gag. Come on, let us give the audience some credit.
- Director: Good point. How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I like it!
- Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume
- Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."
- Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
- (Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)
- Gate Guard: Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)
- Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart
- Milhouse: Bart!
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response Welp, that is all I can do.
- Krabappel: We had better call his parents.
- Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel
- Marge: Do not hang up! Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops
- Box factory
- Mrs. Krabappel: There is no answer at home. I will try his father at work.
- SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds Y'ello? Bart what!?
- Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels
- Homer: What do you mean you lost my boy? For all I know he could have fallen in the machinery!
- Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat
- Homer: Is that Bart's hat? My box is a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, my boy is a box!!
