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| − | {{qf|[[Otto]]}} Man | + | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I'm here with actor [[Rainier Wolfcastle]], who, surprisingly, has filed for bankruptcy. Rainier, what went wrong? |
| + | {{qf|Rainier Wolfcastle}} Three divorces in three months. What can I say, Kent? I'm a romantic. | ||
| + | {{qf|Brockman}} But this personal tragedy translates into a good old fashioned bankruptcy sale! | ||
| + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} Yeah! Everything must go. Even the painting of my Nana. This was done on her wedding day. Or should I say "deading day". | ||
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| + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} Do you need some assistance picking over the tattered remains of my life? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No, I'm good. Hey, your early porno movies! Are any of these hetero? | ||
| + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} What's there is there. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Do you think you could give me a lift home? | ||
| + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} Sure, I'll carry you in this giant Snuggli. I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie "My Baby Is An Ugly Man". | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Your heartbeat is so soothing. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wolfcastle}} Shh. Time for sleep, little fatso. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Hello, Mrs. Homer! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Apu, where's your bathroom? | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} The bathroom is not for customers. Please use the crack house across the street. ''[gets whiff]'' Ugh, that is the most pungent thing I have ever smelled, and I am from India! All right, all right, but speak of this to no one! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh no! I pepper sprayed Ralph! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Even my boogers are spicy! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, you didn't get the milk. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} And you parked on top of the mailman. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mailman]]}} It's okay. All part of the job. Can you believe I get paid to wear short pants? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Ned, I'm not afraid! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, aren't you a super-duper recouper. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Grampa! I'm not afraid! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Then you're not paying close enough attention! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ruth Powers]]}} Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body, like sweat, or tumors. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Otto]]}} Man, what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Announcer}} In second place: Marge Simpson! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Second place!? Oh man, this'll just encourage her. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Quiet, her muscular ears can hear us. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm so proud of you, honey. You bulked up, but managed to keep your femininity. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} And that's why I didn't win! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, sir, sorry. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna up my glyco-load, use a denser ripping gel... | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Denser?! | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Damn straight, I didn't sacrifice my period for second place! | ||
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- Kent Brockman: I'm here with actor Rainier Wolfcastle, who, surprisingly, has filed for bankruptcy. Rainier, what went wrong?
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Three divorces in three months. What can I say, Kent? I'm a romantic.
- Brockman: But this personal tragedy translates into a good old fashioned bankruptcy sale!
- Wolfcastle: Yeah! Everything must go. Even the painting of my Nana. This was done on her wedding day. Or should I say "deading day".
- Wolfcastle: Do you need some assistance picking over the tattered remains of my life?
- Homer: No, I'm good. Hey, your early porno movies! Are any of these hetero?
- Wolfcastle: What's there is there.
- Homer: Do you think you could give me a lift home?
- Wolfcastle: Sure, I'll carry you in this giant Snuggli. I used it to carry Rob Schneider in the movie "My Baby Is An Ugly Man".
- Homer: Your heartbeat is so soothing.
- Wolfcastle: Shh. Time for sleep, little fatso.
- Apu: Hello, Mrs. Homer!
- Marge: Apu, where's your bathroom?
- Apu: The bathroom is not for customers. Please use the crack house across the street. [gets whiff] Ugh, that is the most pungent thing I have ever smelled, and I am from India! All right, all right, but speak of this to no one!
- Marge: Oh no! I pepper sprayed Ralph!
- Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!
- Lisa: Mom, you didn't get the milk.
- Bart: And you parked on top of the mailman.
- Mailman: It's okay. All part of the job. Can you believe I get paid to wear short pants?
- Marge: Ned, I'm not afraid!
- Ned Flanders: Well, aren't you a super-duper recouper.
- Marge: Grampa! I'm not afraid!
- Grampa: Then you're not paying close enough attention!
- Ruth Powers: Steroids aren't drugs. They occur naturally in the body, like sweat, or tumors.
- Otto: Man, what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot.
- Announcer: In second place: Marge Simpson!
- Bart: Second place!? Oh man, this'll just encourage her.
- Lisa: I'm tired of her criticizing my saggy glutes.
- Homer: Quiet, her muscular ears can hear us.
- Homer: Oh, I'm so proud of you, honey. You bulked up, but managed to keep your femininity.
- Marge: And that's why I didn't win!
- Homer: Sorry, sir, sorry.
- Marge: Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna up my glyco-load, use a denser ripping gel...
- Homer: Denser?!
- Marge: Damn straight, I didn't sacrifice my period for second place!
