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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|season=6|number=125|The PTA Disbands|The Springfield Connection}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|season=6|number=125|The PTA Disbands|The Springfield Connection}} | ||
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' ''[holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it]'' man, you better not feed the bears." |
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache." |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Mrs. Krabappel]]''': "Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!" |
:'''Bart''': "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble." | :'''Bart''': "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble." | ||
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Read page six of the School Charter." | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "Read page six of the School Charter." | ||
:'''Bart''': "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies." | :'''Bart''': "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies." | ||
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake." | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake." | ||
| − | : | + | :''[Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.]'' |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!" |
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:'''Homer:''' Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay? | :'''Homer:''' Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay? | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''': [[ | + | :'''Lisa''': [[Bleeding Gums]] was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt. |
:'''Homer:''' Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy. | :'''Homer:''' Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy. | ||
:'''Lisa''': But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do. | :'''Lisa''': But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do. | ||
| − | :''[Suddenly, [[ | + | :''[Suddenly, [[Maggie]] gives Lisa a pacifier.]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die? |
:'''Homer:''' Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over. | :'''Homer:''' Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over. | ||
:'''Lisa''': Uh huh. | :'''Lisa''': Uh huh. | ||
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- Homer: "Lisa, when you get to be our age, you learn a few things. Like when a sign says 'Do not feed the bears' [holds up his arm with a bear cub having its claws and teeth sunk into it] man, you better not feed the bears."
- Bart: "Mrs Krabappel, I can't take the test, I have a stomach ache."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse - Ha!"
- Bart: "Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "Read page six of the School Charter."
- Bart: "No teacher shall be held acountable if Bart Simpson dies."
- Mrs. Krabappel: "We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake."
- [Cut to Milhouse, who has been eaten by the school snake.]
- Milhouse: "Hey, cool, there's a rabbit in here!"
- Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be okay?
- Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
- Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.
- Lisa: But he was the only person that had the same love for music that I do.
- [Suddenly, Maggie gives Lisa a pacifier.]
- Lisa: Thank you. Oh, Dad, why did he have to die?
- Homer: Well, it's like the time that your cat Snowball got run over.
- Lisa: Uh huh.
- Homer: Remember, honey?
- Lisa: Yeah.
- Homer: What I'm saying is, all we have to do is go down to the pound and get a new jazzman.
- Lisa: [wailing] Oh, Dad! [weeps]
