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| − | : | + | :''[Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.]'' |
| − | : '''Marge''': "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!" | + | :'''Marge''': "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!" |
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| − | :''Box factory'' | + | :''[Box factory.]'' |
:'''Factory owner''': ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. | :'''Factory owner''': ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. | ||
| − | :'''Milhouse''': Do any of these boxes have candy in them? | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Do any of these boxes have candy in them? |
:'''Factory owner''': No. | :'''Factory owner''': No. | ||
:'''Milhouse''': Will they ever? | :'''Milhouse''': Will they ever? | ||
:'''Factory owner''': No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions? | :'''Factory owner''': No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions? | ||
| − | :'''Martin''': When will we be able to see a finished box, sir? | + | :'''[[Martin]]''': When will we be able to see a finished box, sir? |
:'''Factory owner''' Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan. | :'''Factory owner''' Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? |
:'''Factory owner''': No. | :'''Factory owner''': No. | ||
:'''Bart''': And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody? | :'''Bart''': And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody? | ||
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| − | : '''Lisa''': "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase." | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase." |
| − | : '''Homer''': | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''[smashes a lamp]'' "[[D'oh!]]" |
| − | : '''Bart''': "[[Ay caramba!]]" | + | :'''Bart''': "[[Ay caramba!]]" |
| − | : '''Marge''': | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "Hmm..." |
| − | : ''Maggie sucks on her pacifier''. | + | :''[Maggie sucks on her pacifier.]''. |
| − | : '''Flanders''': "Hi-diddly-ho!" | + | :'''[[Flanders]]''': "Hi-diddly-ho!" |
| − | : ''Barney belches'' | + | :''[Barney belches.]'' |
| − | : '''Nelson''': "[[Ha Ha!]]" | + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': "[[Ha Ha!]]" |
| − | : '''Mr. Burns''': "Excellent...!" | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Excellent...!" |
| − | : ''Everyone stares at Lisa.'' | + | :''[Everyone stares at Lisa.]'' |
| − | : '''Lisa''': "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room." | + | :'''Lisa''': "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room." |
| − | : ''Silence after she has left.'' | + | :''[Silence after she has left.]'' |
| − | : '''Homer''': "What kind of a catchphrase is that?" | + | :'''Homer''': "What kind of a catchphrase is that?" |
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:'''Director''': Action! | :'''Director''': Action! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end.]'' |
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay... | + | :'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay... |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bumblebee Man breaks character.]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Director comes on stage.]'' |
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man''' | + | :'''Bumblebee Man:''' ''[natural voice]'' Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene. |
:'''Director''': What's the matter lad? | :'''Director''': What's the matter lad? | ||
:'''Bumblebee Man''': It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit. | :'''Bumblebee Man''': It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit. | ||
:'''Director''': How about a gigantic mousetrap? | :'''Director''': How about a gigantic mousetrap? | ||
:'''Bumblebee Man''': I love it! | :'''Bumblebee Man''': I love it! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume.]'' |
:'''Director''': Action! | :'''Director''': Action! | ||
| − | :'' | + | :''[Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end.]'' |
:'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande! | :'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande! | ||
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| − | : '''Kent''': "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement." | + | : '''[[Kent]]''': "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement." |
: '''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" | : '''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" | ||
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| − | : | + | :''[Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it.]'' |
:'''Gate Guard''': Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy? | :'''Gate Guard''': Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy? | ||
:'''Bart''': Yeah. | :'''Bart''': Yeah. | ||
| − | :'''Gate Guard''': Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate) | + | :'''Gate Guard''': Well then go right in sir. ''(opens the gate)'' |
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| − | :''Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart'' | + | :''[Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart.]'' |
| − | :'''Skinner''': I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! ''No response'' That's all I can do. | + | :'''[[Skinner]]''': I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! ''No response'' That's all I can do. |
| − | :'''Krabappel''': We better call his parents. | + | :'''[[Krabappel]]''': We better call his parents. |
| − | :''Simpson residence. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpson residence]]. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.]'' |
| − | :'''Marge''': Just a minute! Don't hang up! ''Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops'' | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Just a minute! Don't hang up! ''[Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops]'' |
| − | :''Box | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Box Factory]].]'' |
:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': No answer at home. I'll call his father. | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': No answer at home. I'll call his father. | ||
| − | :''SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[SNPP]]. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Just a minute don't hang up! '' | + | :'''Homer''': Just a minute don't hang up! ''[unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time]'' Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. |
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| − | :''Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels'' | + | :''[Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels.]'' |
:'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines! | :'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines! | ||
| − | :''Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat'' | + | :''[Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat.]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! '' | + | :'''Homer''': Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! ''[cries out to heavens]'' Damn you, a box!! |
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- [Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.]
- Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"
- [Box factory.]
- Factory owner: ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
- Factory owner: No.
- Milhouse: Will they ever?
- Factory owner: No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
- Factory owner: No.
- Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
- Factory owner: I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.
- Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."
- Homer: [smashes a lamp] "D'oh!"
- Bart: "Ay caramba!"
- Marge: "Hmm..."
- [Maggie sucks on her pacifier.].
- Flanders: "Hi-diddly-ho!"
- [Barney belches.]
- Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
- Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"
- [Everyone stares at Lisa.]
- Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
- [Silence after she has left.]
- Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- [Bumblebee Man breaks character.]
- [Director comes on stage.]
- Bumblebee Man: [natural voice] Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.
- Director: What's the matter lad?
- Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.
- Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I love it!
- [Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume.]
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande!
- Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."
- Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
- [Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it.]
- Gate Guard: Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)
- [Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart.]
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.
- Krabappel: We better call his parents.
- [Simpson residence. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.]
- Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! [Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops]
- [Box Factory.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home. I'll call his father.
- [SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! [unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time] Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
- [Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels.]
- Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!
- [Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat.]
- Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! [cries out to heavens] Damn you, a box!!
