Difference between revisions of "Bart Gets Famous/Quotes"
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:''Box factory'' | :''Box factory'' | ||
| − | :'''Factory owner''': | + | :'''Factory owner''': ...more interesting things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Milhouse''': Do any of these boxes have candy in them? |
| − | :'''Factory owner''': | + | :'''Factory owner''': No. |
| − | :'''Milhouse''': | + | :'''Milhouse''': Will they ever? |
| − | :'''Factory owner''': No | + | :'''Factory owner''': No we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions? |
| − | :'''Martin''': When will we see a finished box, sir? | + | :'''Martin''': When will we be able to see a finished box, sir? |
| − | :'''Factory owner''' | + | :'''Factory owner''' Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan. |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? |
| + | :'''Factory owner''': No. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody? | ||
:'''Factory owner''': No, that has never happened. | :'''Factory owner''': No, that has never happened. | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': Any popped eyeballs? |
| − | :'''Factory owner''': I | + | :'''Factory owner''': I don't know what factory you are talking about. We only make boxes. |
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: '''Homer''': "What kind of a catchphrase is that?" | : '''Homer''': "What kind of a catchphrase is that?" | ||
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| − | :''Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end'' | + | :'''Director''': Action! |
| + | :'''Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end'' | ||
:'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay... | :'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay... | ||
| − | :''Bumblebee Man breaks character'' | + | :'''Bumblebee Man breaks character'' |
| − | :' | + | :'''Director comes on stage'' |
| − | + | :'''Bumblebee Man'''{natural voice}: Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene. | |
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man'''{natural voice}: | + | :'''Director''': What's the matter lad? |
| − | :'''Director''': What | + | :'''Bumblebee Man''': It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit. |
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man''': It | + | :'''Director''': How about a gigantic mousetrap? |
| − | :'''Director''': | + | :'''Bumblebee Man''': I love it! |
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man''': I | + | :'''Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume'' |
| − | :''Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume'' | ||
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: '''Kent''': "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement." | : '''Kent''': "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement." | ||
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:''Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart'' | :''Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart'' | ||
| − | + | :'''Skinner''': I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! ''No response'' That's all I can do. | |
| − | :'''Skinner''': I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! ''No response'' | ||
:'''Krabappel''': We had better call his parents. | :'''Krabappel''': We had better call his parents. | ||
:''Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel'' | :''Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel'' | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': | + | :'''Marge''': Just a minute! Don't hang up! ''Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops'' |
:''Box factory'' | :''Box factory'' | ||
| − | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': | + | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': No answer at home I'll call his father. |
:''SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | :''SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Just a minute don't hang up! ''Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds'' Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. |
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:''Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels'' | :''Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost | + | :'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines! |
:''Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat'' | :''Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! ''Homer cries out to heavens'' Damn you, a box!! |
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- (Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)
- Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"
- Box factory
- Factory owner: ...more interesting things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
- Factory owner: No.
- Milhouse: Will they ever?
- Factory owner: No we only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
- Factory owner: No.
- Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
- Factory owner: I don't know what factory you are talking about. We only make boxes.
- Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."
- Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"
- Bart: "Ay caramba!"
- Marge: ""Hmm..."
- Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
- Flanders: "Hidely-ho!"
- Barney belches.
- Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
- Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"
- Everyone stares at Lisa.
- Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
- Silence after she has left.
- Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"
- Director: Action!
- 'Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- 'Bumblebee Man breaks character
- 'Director comes on stage
- Bumblebee Man{natural voice}: Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.
- Director: What's the matter lad?
- Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.
- Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I love it!
- 'Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume
- Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."
- Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
- (Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)
- Gate Guard: Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)
- Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.
- Krabappel: We had better call his parents.
- Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel
- Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops
- Box factory
- Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home I'll call his father.
- SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
- Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels
- Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!
- Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat
- Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, a box!!
