Difference between revisions of "Bart Gets Famous/Quotes"

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(Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)

Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"

Box factory

Factory owner: And so you have seen the workings of the box factory. Any questions?

Ralph Wiggum: What goes in boxes?

Factory owner: Many things. Books, other boxes, children's candy, for example.

Milhouse: Do any of these boxes contain candy?

Factory owner: No. We only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?

Martin: When will we see a finished box, sir?

Factory owner{chuckles}: We do not do that here. That is done in Flint, Michigan.

Bart: Has anyone lost their hand in the machinery?

Factory owner: No, that has never happened.

Bart: And then the disembodied hand suck out and starting strangling people?

Factory owner: I do not know what factory you are talking about! We only make boxes.

Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."

Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"

Bart: "Ay caramba!"

Marge: ""Hmm..."

Maggie sucks on her pacifier.

Flanders: "Hidely-ho!"

Barney belches.

Nelson: "Ha Ha!"

Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"

Everyone stares at Lisa.

Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."

Silence after she has left.

Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"

Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end

Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...

Bumblebee Man breaks character

Director: Cut!

Director comes on stage

Bumblebee Man{natural voice}: Sorry, I am having a problem with this.

Director: What seems to be the problem, love?

Bumblebee Man: It is just that for the past ten minutes my character has been agonizing over lobsters biting his rear. This has become a running gag. Come on, let us give the audience some credit.

Director: Good point. How about a gigantic mousetrap?

Bumblebee Man: I like it!

Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume

Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."

Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

(Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)

Gate Guard: Do you work here little boy?

Bart: Yeah.

Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)

Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart

Milhouse: Bart!

Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response Welp, that is all I can do.

Krabappel: We had better call his parents.

Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel

Marge: Do not hang up! Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops

Box factory

Mrs. Krabappel: There is no answer at home. I will try his father at work.

SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel

Homer: Don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds Y'ello? Bart what!?

Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels

Homer: What do you mean you lost my boy? For all I know he could have fallen in the machinery!

Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat

Homer: Is that Bart's hat? My box is a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, my boy is a box!!