Difference between revisions of "Bart Gets Famous/Quotes"
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: (''Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.'') | : (''Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.'') | ||
: '''Marge''': "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!" | : '''Marge''': "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!" | ||
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| + | :''Box factory'' | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner''': And so you have seen the workings of the box factory. Any questions? | ||
| + | :'''Ralph Wiggum''': What goes in boxes? | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner''': Many things. Books, other boxes, children's candy, for example. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': Do any of these boxes contain candy? | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner''': No. We only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions? | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': When will we see a finished box, sir? | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner'''{chuckles}: We do not do that here. That is done in Flint, Michigan. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Has anyone lost their hand in the machinery? | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner''': No, that has never happened. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': And then the disembodied hand suck out and starting strangling people? | ||
| + | :'''Factory owner''': I do not know what factory you are talking about! We only make boxes. | ||
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: '''Lisa''': "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase." | : '''Lisa''': "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase." | ||
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:'''Mrs. Krabappel''': There is no answer at home. I will try his father at work. | :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': There is no answer at home. I will try his father at work. | ||
:''SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | :''SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Don't hang up! ''Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds'' Y'ello? Bart what? | + | :'''Homer''': Don't hang up! ''Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds'' Y'ello? Bart what!? |
:''Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels'' | :''Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels'' | ||
:'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost my boy? For all I know he could have fallen in the machinery! | :'''Homer''': What do you mean you lost my boy? For all I know he could have fallen in the machinery! | ||
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- (Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.)
- Marge: "Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!"
- Box factory
- Factory owner: And so you have seen the workings of the box factory. Any questions?
- Ralph Wiggum: What goes in boxes?
- Factory owner: Many things. Books, other boxes, children's candy, for example.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes contain candy?
- Factory owner: No. We only make boxes to ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner{chuckles}: We do not do that here. That is done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Has anyone lost their hand in the machinery?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: And then the disembodied hand suck out and starting strangling people?
- Factory owner: I do not know what factory you are talking about! We only make boxes.
- Lisa: "And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase."
- Homer: (smashes a lamp) "D'oh!"
- Bart: "Ay caramba!"
- Marge: ""Hmm..."
- Maggie sucks on her pacifier.
- Flanders: "Hidely-ho!"
- Barney belches.
- Nelson: "Ha Ha!"
- Mr. Burns: "Excellent...!"
- Everyone stares at Lisa.
- Lisa: "...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room."
- Silence after she has left.
- Homer: "What kind of a catchphrase is that?"
- Kent: "Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement."
- Bumblebee Man: "A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
- (Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it)
- Gate Guard: Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. (opens the gate)
- Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart
- Milhouse: Bart!
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson I'm giving you the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response Welp, that is all I can do.
- Krabappel: We had better call his parents.
- Simpson residence. Phone rings. Marge comes running out of bathroom wearing only a towel
- Marge: Do not hang up! Marge fails to answer phone before ringing stops
- Box factory
- Mrs. Krabappel: There is no answer at home. I will try his father at work.
- SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Don't hang up! Unlike Marge, Homer succeeds Y'ello? Bart what!?
- Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels
- Homer: What do you mean you lost my boy? For all I know he could have fallen in the machinery!
- Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat
- Homer: Is that Bart's hat? My box is a box! Homer cries out to heavens Damn you, my boy is a box!!
