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{{Character|
 
{{Character|
 
image= [[Image:Bart spraypaint.gif|100px]]|
 
image= [[Image:Bart spraypaint.gif|100px]]|
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name=Bartholomew J. Simpson|
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name=James Jameson Farleyborough|
 
gender=Male|
 
gender=Male|
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hair=short, spiky yellow|
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hair=very short black hair|
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age=10|
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age=14|
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job="Underacheiver and proud of it"|
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job=None|
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relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson]], Mother [[Marge Simpson]], Sister [[Lisa Simpson]], Sister [[Maggie Simpson]]|
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relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson|Slade]], mother [[Marge Simpson|Ivonne]], brother [[Barney Gumble|Fred]], grandfather [[Jake Geezington Farleyborough]].|
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appearance=[[?]]|
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appearance=[[I Am A Kickass]]|
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voiced by=[[Nancy Cartwright]]
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voiced by= [[Zorgin Hmorgin]]
 
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==Info==
 
==Info==
  
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The only son of the Simpsons family, and the first-born.  While Bart primarily serves the role of the troublemaker in the family, he is basically a decent kid. For example, when he is caught shoplifting from Try 'N Save (a local store) in the episode [[Marge Be Not Proud]], Bart makes amends to his disappointed mother by giving Marge a portrait of himself.
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'''Jim''' (Birthday: [[April 2005|April 1, 2005]])  is the brother of Fred.
  
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"Bart" is an intentional anagram of "brat," as well as an homage to creator [[Matt Groening]]'s brother Mark, whom he has stated was the real inspiration for Bart.
 
  
  
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== Various Catchphrases ==
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[[Image:Fart anatomy.gif|right|200px|]]
  
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*Cowabunga dude!
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===Best Friends===
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*Underacheiver and proud of it!
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*[[Pamela Wentworth]]
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*Do the Bartman!
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*[[Milhouse Van Houten|Erwin McCobb]]
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*I didn't do it!
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*[[Waylon Smithers|Ez]]
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*Ay caramba!
 
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*Eat my shorts
 
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[[Image:Bart anatomy.gif|right|200px|]]
 
  
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== Best Friends ==
 
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*[[Milhouse Van Houten]]
 
  
  
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== Pets ==  
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===Pets===
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*[[Santa's Little Helper]]
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*[[Dumb Dawg]]
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*[[Satan the White Bear]]
  
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===Worst Enemies===
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*[[Gary Buzzcut]]
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*[[Karl Thornebutt]]
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*[[Satan the White Bear]]
  
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== Worst Enemies ==
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===Past Loves===
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*[[Nelson Muntz]]  
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*[[Jenny Greensborough]] [[Red Greensborough|Red]]'s voluptuous daughter
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*[[Jimbo Jones]]
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*[[Billie Greensborough]] [[Red]]'s voluptuous daughter
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*[[Dolph]]
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*[[Pamela Wentworth]] Jim's good friend
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*[[Kearney]]
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*[[Rita Chuqulak]] a girl he met on an Indian reservation
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*[[Betty Campbell]] Rev. Campbell's voluptuous daughter
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*[[Barbara McStacey]] A snobby hottie
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*[[Samantha Stoneville]] A snobby friend of Barbara
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*[[Barry Duffman|Cosmo]]'s wife
  
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== Past Loves ==
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===Future Plans===  
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*Laura Powers, voiced by [[Sarah Gilbert]] in [[New Kid on the Block]]
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*basketball player. 
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*Jessica Lovejoy, voiced by [[Meryl Streep]] in [[Bart's Girlfriend]]
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*writer of pornographic poems.
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*NASCAR Dad.
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*Ruler of [[Hell]].
  
  
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== Near Death Experiences ==
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==Near Death Experiences==
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*Hit by [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]' car
 
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*Dislocating his arm and knocking himself unconscious by repeatedly ramming his head into a wall ([[My Sister, My Sitter]])
 
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*Nearly drowning trying to get Homer and Marge back together
 
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*Almost skating off Springfield Gorge (only to have Homer famously crash down the gorge with a chorus of "d'oh!s")
 
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*Almost murdered by [[Sideshow Bob]] (twice), and Bob is still vying for revenge.
 
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*Almost run over by [[Snake]] in his car
 
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*Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O".
 
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*Thrown over a cliff by [[Sideshow Cecil]].
 
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*Swam with sharks.
 
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*intencionaly ate a bowl of Krusty "O"'s containting a flesh eating virous.
 
  
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[[Image:Bart-simpson-bartman.gif|left|200px|thumb|Bartman]]
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*Angered Satan the Bear.
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'''Secret Identities''': '''''El Barto''''', his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield. [[Chief Wiggum]] has still failed to catch him. '''''Bartman''''', a super hero, known as the Avenger of Evil, and '''''Rudiger'''''.
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*Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart.
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*Nearly drowning trying to get Slade and Yvonne to die
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*Played basketball with his scrotum
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*Nearly killed by both [[Nelson Muntz|Gary Buzzcut]]and Guinness Ralph.
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*Nearly killed by Chihiro the Dragon.
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*Intervened in a fight between Slade and Dr. Bluff.
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*Said this profane word.
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*Swam with giant testicles.
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*Billy Bob.
  
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'''Favorite Phrases''': "Eat my shorts!", "Get bent!" and "Aye carumba!"
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== Other Crap ==
  
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'''Allergie'''s: Butterscotch; Imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster make up, cauliflower.
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'''Favorite Phrases''': "Testicle time!", "You're busty!" and "Duuuuuuude!"
  
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'''Favorite comic book''': Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy. Accept no imitations!
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'''Allergie'''s: Pork rinds, rat feces, racism.
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'''Favorite comic book''': [[SUPER FREEMASON]]!
  
 
==Other Achievements==
 
==Other Achievements==
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Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged.
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Helped Rad Ron & Cosmo Flagstone get into a fight.
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Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test.  
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Founded the Drinking Beer Underage Club.  
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Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below)
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Destroyed Pinnacle City's water tower.
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Helped clear Krusty's name in a [[Kwik-E-Mart]] robbery framing.
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Made Hemon of the Christ Mart eternally smell like pee.
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Organized Krusty's Komeback Special.  
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Created a movie considered to be horrendously unfunny, also rated NC-105.  
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Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly.
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Has escaped from child abuse by his father several times.
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With Lisa, managed to chase Homer and Marge around America.
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Killed [[Yamilla the Geezer]].
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Led a war, with the kids of [[Springfield]] against neighborhood bully [[Nelson Muntz]].
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Began a civil war, in which he supported the Confederacy.
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Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city [[Shelbyville]].
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[[Image:Bart & Homer 4.gif|right|thumb|200px|Jim and Slade being asses]]
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Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted a grade.
 
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Stared in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath)
 
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Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover they were lizard eggs.
 
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Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil.
 
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Deadlocked with [[Todd Flanders]] in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring a tie.
 
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Saved [[Mr. Burns]]' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood.  
 
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Led a rebellion at [[Kamp Krusty]] against a group of thugs who took it over.
 
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Won an elephant in a radio contest.
 
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Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies.
 
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Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital.
 
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Helped raid [[Fat Tony]]'s illegal fireworks supply.
 
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Once became a faith healer.
 
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Tried to help cowboy [[Buck McCoy]] become sober.
 
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Once admitted he thought sister Lisa was good looking.
 
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Attempted a grease haul with Homer.
 
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Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard.
 
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Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy" after destroying Krusty's stage set.
 
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Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens.
 
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Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV show "Bart's People".
 
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Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band.
 
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Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots" and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer.
 
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Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia.
 
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Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in Springfield to believe someone took them.  
 
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[[Image:Bart & Homer 4.gif|right|thumb|200px|Bart hanging out with Homer]]
 
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==Did you Know==
 
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He Once broke his leg trying to jump into a pool,
 
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His Native American name is "Dances in Underwear",
 
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He once went seven months without bathing,
 
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His locker combination is 36-24-36,
 
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He claims to have based his whole life on the teachings of Krusty the Clown,
 
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He has a natural aptitude for ballet,
 
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He can write legibly on his own butt,
 
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his first words were "Aye Carumba!",
 
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He once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots,
 
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He taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane,
 
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He can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit,
 
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He once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard,
 
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He once trashed Flanders' house and Beatles memorabelia,
 
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He once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car
 
  
 
==Links==
 
==Links==

Revision as of 20:43, June 9, 2006

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Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 14
Hair: very short black hair
Occupation: None
Relatives: Father Slade, mother Ivonne, brother Fred, grandfather Jake Geezington Farleyborough.
First appearance: I Am A Kickass
Voiced by: Zorgin Hmorgin
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Info

Jim (Birthday: April 1, 2005) is the brother of Fred.


File:Fart anatomy.gif

Best Friends


Pets

Worst Enemies

Past Loves

Future Plans

  • basketball player.
  • writer of pornographic poems.
  • NASCAR Dad.
  • Ruler of Hell.


Near Death Experiences

  • Angered Satan the Bear.
  • Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart.
  • Nearly drowning trying to get Slade and Yvonne to die
  • Played basketball with his scrotum
  • Nearly killed by both Gary Buzzcutand Guinness Ralph.
  • Nearly killed by Chihiro the Dragon.
  • Intervened in a fight between Slade and Dr. Bluff.
  • Said this profane word.
  • Swam with giant testicles.
  • Billy Bob.

Other Crap

Favorite Phrases: "Testicle time!", "You're busty!" and "Duuuuuuude!"

Allergies: Pork rinds, rat feces, racism.

Favorite comic book: SUPER FREEMASON!

Other Achievements

Helped Rad Ron & Cosmo Flagstone get into a fight. Founded the Drinking Beer Underage Club. Destroyed Pinnacle City's water tower. Made Hemon of the Christ Mart eternally smell like pee. Created a movie considered to be horrendously unfunny, also rated NC-105. Has escaped from child abuse by his father several times. Killed Yamilla the Geezer. Began a civil war, in which he supported the Confederacy.

Jim and Slade being asses

Links

The Simpsons.com


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