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:'''[[Patty]]''': "I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue."
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:'''[[Patty]]''': I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[offended]'' "Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!"
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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[offended]'' Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!
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:'''Patty''': "Not from the diving board!"
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:'''Patty''': Not from the diving board!
 
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:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': "It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds."
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:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "What? But I have urges!"
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What? But I have urges!
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:'''Ned''': "That's just your trouser devil talking."
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:'''Ned''': That's just your trouser devil talking.
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:'''Homer''': "He's not talking, he's yelling!"
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:'''Homer''': He's not talking, he's yelling!
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[to [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] necking in the back seat]'' "Hey! Knock it off back there!"
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:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[to [[Homer]] and [[Marge]] necking in the back seat]'' Hey! Knock it off back there!
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:'''Homer''': "But we're married!"
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:'''Homer''': But we're married!
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:'''Bart''': "All right, but keep it PG."
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:'''Bart''': All right, but keep it PG.
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:'''Homer''': "How about R?"
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:'''Homer''': How about R?
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:'''Bart''': "PG-13."
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:'''Bart''': PG-13.
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:'''Homer''': "Woo-hoo! Adult situations!"
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:'''Homer''': Woo-hoo! Adult situations!
 
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:'''Homer''': I left my daddy to look for them.
 
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[Cuts to the Simpsons' house Grampa is heard laughing inside Bart and Lisa are tickling him]
 
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:'''Grampa''': Stop! Stop!
 
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:'''Lisa''': Where are your cookies?
 
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:'''Grampa''': I don't remember!
 
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:'''Bart''': i'll tickle! [They continue tickling Grampa]
 
  
 
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{{Season 20|Q}}

Revision as of 23:23, October 13, 2012



Patty: I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue.
Homer: [offended] Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!
Patty: Not from the diving board!

Ned Flanders: It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds.
Homer: What? But I have urges!
Ned: That's just your trouser devil talking.
Homer: He's not talking, he's yelling!

Bart: [to Homer and Marge necking in the back seat] Hey! Knock it off back there!
Homer: But we're married!
Bart: All right, but keep it PG.
Homer: How about R?
Bart: PG-13.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Adult situations!

Season 20 Quotes
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