Difference between revisions of "The PTA Disbands/Quotes"
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]''': Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free! | :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]''': Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free! | ||
| − | :'''Ticket | + | :'''[[Ticket lady]]''': Hmph. New ownership. ''[left sign reads: "Diz-Nee HISTORICAL PARK – SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD."]'' |
:'''Principal Skinner''': Beh – but we don't have that kind of money! In fact, no school could afford the – | :'''Principal Skinner''': Beh – but we don't have that kind of money! In fact, no school could afford the – | ||
:''[a double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus]'' | :''[a double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus]'' | ||
| − | :'''Principal Valiant''': Here is the admission, plus, er, something for you. See that they get a little extra education, would you? | + | :'''[[Principal Valiant]]''': Here is the admission, plus, er, something for you. See that they get a little extra education, would you? |
:'''Ticket agent''': ''[bright]'' Yes sir, Principal Valiant! | :'''Ticket agent''': ''[bright]'' Yes sir, Principal Valiant! | ||
:'''Principal Skinner''': He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princi Awards. Those things are rigged. | :'''Principal Skinner''': He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princi Awards. Those things are rigged. | ||
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:'''Bart''': Now you! Dump three tons of sand onto that Porta-Potty. | :'''Bart''': Now you! Dump three tons of sand onto that Porta-Potty. | ||
:''[a man enters the Porta-Potty as it gets covered. A construction foreman snatches the megaphone from Bart and runs off]'' | :''[a man enters the Porta-Potty as it gets covered. A construction foreman snatches the megaphone from Bart and runs off]'' | ||
| − | :'''Foreman''': ''[in Bart's voice]'' Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid's? Ugh! ''Ay carumba''! | + | :'''[[Foreman]]''': ''[in Bart's voice]'' Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid's? Ugh! ''Ay carumba''! |
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:'''Bart''': Milhouse, I found a hive of killer bees; you wanna go throw rocks at it? | :'''Bart''': Milhouse, I found a hive of killer bees; you wanna go throw rocks at it? | ||
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:'''Homer''': In this house, we obey the laws of ''thermodynamics''! | :'''Homer''': In this house, we obey the laws of ''thermodynamics''! | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''[[PTA member]]''': Oh my God – the PTA has disbanded! A-ah-ah-''AH! [jumps out a window] |
:'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': No, no! The PTA has not disbanded. | :'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': No, no! The PTA has not disbanded. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''PTA member''': ''[jumps inside in reverse]'' Whhahh! ''[calmly sits down]'' |
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:'''Bart''': That's it – I can't take this any more, Milhouse, I've got to get the real teachers back. | :'''Bart''': That's it – I can't take this any more, Milhouse, I've got to get the real teachers back. | ||
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- Principal Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
- Ticket lady: Hmph. New ownership. [left sign reads: "Diz-Nee HISTORICAL PARK – SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD."]
- Principal Skinner: Beh – but we don't have that kind of money! In fact, no school could afford the –
- [a double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus]
- Principal Valiant: Here is the admission, plus, er, something for you. See that they get a little extra education, would you?
- Ticket agent: [bright] Yes sir, Principal Valiant!
- Principal Skinner: He thinks he's so hot ever since he swept the Princi Awards. Those things are rigged.
- Edna Krabappel: Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.
- Principal Skinner: God bless the man who invented permission slips. [smooches slips]
- Krabappel: I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper.
- Principal Skinner: Posh! Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks. Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.
- Lunchlady Doris: [thru a grinder] There's very little meat in these gym mats.
- Bart: You, with the crane! Spin around real fast!
- [crane operator shrugs, then does so. Its girder drops and a man screams terrifyingly]
- Bart: Now you! Dump three tons of sand onto that Porta-Potty.
- [a man enters the Porta-Potty as it gets covered. A construction foreman snatches the megaphone from Bart and runs off]
- Foreman: [in Bart's voice] Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a ten-year-old kid's? Ugh! Ay carumba!
- Bart: Milhouse, I found a hive of killer bees; you wanna go throw rocks at it?
- Milhouse: Sorry, Bart, I'm deeply immersed in the Teapot Dome scandal.
- Bart: Huh?
- Milhouse: However, it might be feasible in a fortnight.
- Bart: Wha?
- Milhouse: I can play in two weeks.
- Bart: Juh?
- Dolph: All this free time – I never thought I'd get sick of Razor Fight II: The Slashening.
- Kearney: I probably should stop. My doctor says I have the wrists of an 80-year-old.
- Bart: Now for Operation Strike-Make-Go-Longer. Y'know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will crack any minute.
- [the teachers spread the message to one another]
- Teacher with glasses: Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.
- Edna: Well, we'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark.
- Homer: Lousy teachers, trying to palm off our kids on us!
- Lisa: But, Dad, by striking, they're trying to effect the change in management so that they could be more happier and more productive.
- Homer: Lisa! If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!
- Homer: Lisa, get in here!
- Lisa: [enters, mirthful] Ah-ha-ha ...
- Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
- PTA member: Oh my God – the PTA has disbanded! A-ah-ah-AH! [jumps out a window]
- Ned Flanders: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
- PTA member: [jumps inside in reverse] Whhahh! [calmly sits down]
- Bart: That's it – I can't take this any more, Milhouse, I've got to get the real teachers back.
- Milhouse: Bart, you'll never get Krabappel and Skinner together again. They're like two positively charged ions.
- Bart: Zuh?
