Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes"
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| − | :[When [[Homer]] is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show] | + | :''[When [[Homer]] is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in Ohio, but not America! | + | :'''Homer''': This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in [[Ohio]], but not America! |
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! | ||
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | :'''[[Nelson]]''': I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | ||
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| − | :'''Nelson''' [to [[Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend. | + | :'''Nelson''' ''[to the [[Grand Pumpkin]], holding a yellow pumpkin]'': Touch me and I'll cut your friend. |
:'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | :'''The Grand Pumpkin''': What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | ||
:'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | :'''Nelson''': You're a racist! | ||
| − | :'''The Grand Pumpkin''': All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. | + | :'''The Grand Pumpkin''': All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. ''[starts eating Nelson]]'' |
:'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate! | :'''Nelson''': I'd rather die than hate! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''[after getting shot]'' I always thought I'd die of hepatitis! |
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| − | :'''[[Moe]]''': | + | :'''[[Moe]]''': ''[while strapped to a {{w|foosball}} table]'' Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was? |
| − | :'''Homer''': I thought they might | + | :'''Homer''': I thought they might enjoy it. |
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- [When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
- Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
- Milhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
- Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
- Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
- The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- Nelson: You're a racist!
- The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]]
- Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
- Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
- Moe: [while strapped to a foosball table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
- Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.
