Difference between revisions of "Homer's Phobia/Quotes"
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:'''Bart''': Anything slim. | :'''Bart''': Anything slim. | ||
:'''Homer''': DANG! | :'''Homer''': DANG! | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you? | :'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you? | ||
:'''Homer''': Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam. | :'''Homer''': Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam. | ||
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:'''Marge''': ...Sexual. | :'''Marge''': ...Sexual. | ||
:'''Homer''': AAAAHHH! | :'''Homer''': AAAAHHH! | ||
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:'''Homer''': Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay! | :'''Homer''': Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay! | ||
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:'''Marge''': I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going. | :'''Marge''': I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going. | ||
:'''Homer''': Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way. | :'''Homer''': Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way. | ||
:'''Marge''': What on Earth are you talking about? | :'''Marge''': What on Earth are you talking about? | ||
:'''Homer''': You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING! | :'''Homer''': You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING! | ||
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:'''[[John]]''': Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these? | :'''[[John]]''': Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these? | ||
:'''Marge''': Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn? | :'''Marge''': Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn? | ||
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:'''[[John]]''': Zzzzzap! | :'''[[John]]''': Zzzzzap! | ||
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:'''Bart''': Oh, Dad. You are the living end. | :'''Bart''': Oh, Dad. You are the living end. | ||
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:'''Homer''': You! I should have known. | :'''Homer''': You! I should have known. | ||
:'''John''': Good morning, sunshine. | :'''John''': Good morning, sunshine. | ||
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:'''John''': Homer, what have you got against gays? | :'''John''': Homer, what have you got against gays? | ||
:'''Homer''': You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it. | :'''Homer''': You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it. | ||
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:''(whistle goes off)'' | :''(whistle goes off)'' | ||
:'''Homer''': Oh my god! What's happening now? | :'''Homer''': Oh my god! What's happening now? | ||
:'''Rosco''': We work hard, we play hard. | :'''Rosco''': We work hard, we play hard. | ||
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- Homer: It's been two hours now. How do you feel?
- Bart: I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
- Homer: Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand?
- Bart: Anything slim.
- Homer: DANG!
- Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
- Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
- Marge: He prefers the company of men!
- Homer: Who doesn't?
- Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo...
- Homer: Right.
- Marge: ...Sexual.
- Homer: AAAAHHH!
- Homer: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!
- Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going.
- Homer: Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way.
- Marge: What on Earth are you talking about?
- Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!
- John: Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
- Marge: Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?
- John: Zzzzzap!
- Bart: Oh, Dad. You are the living end.
- Homer: You! I should have known.
- John: Good morning, sunshine.
- Marge: Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
- Homer: Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family!
- John: Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.
- Homer: No.
- John: Homer, what have you got against gays?
- Homer: You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.
- (whistle goes off)
- Homer: Oh my god! What's happening now?
- Rosco: We work hard, we play hard.
- ("Everybody Dance Now" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)
