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| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' It's time for the church picnic. | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' What? They had a picnic last week. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' If [[God]] didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I agree. Let's surrender. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Bart:''' No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants. |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair. | |
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| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Okay, [[Santa's Little Helper|boy]], I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Santa's Little Helper:''' ''(barks)'' |
| − | :''' | + | :''([[Snowball II]] runs inside the house)'' |
| + | :'''Homer:''' Oh, great, now the cat knows! | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Apu]]:''' What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Eh, don't you have anything healthy here? |
| + | :'''Apu:''' Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' How can you put that filth into your bodies? | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' My casserole is not filth. ''(to kids)'' Eat it! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Look at you people! Bart's a tub, [[Lisa]]'s weak as a little girl and [[Maggie]] doesn't seem to be growing at all! | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Now that's just not- | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar. | ||
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- Marge: It's time for the church picnic.
- Homer: What? They had a picnic last week.
- Marge: No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
- Homer: If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.
- Bart: Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
- Homer: I agree. Let's surrender.
- Bart: No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
- Homer: Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.
- Homer: Okay, boy, I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
- Santa's Little Helper: (barks)
- (Snowball II runs inside the house)
- Homer: Oh, great, now the cat knows!
- Apu: What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
- Homer: Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
- Apu: Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!
- Homer: How can you put that filth into your bodies?
- Marge: My casserole is not filth. (to kids) Eat it!
- Homer: Look at you people! Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all!
- Marge: Now that's just not-
- Homer: You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.
- Homer: Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar.
