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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)}} | ||
| − | : | + | :''[Bart paints parking space lines in the [[Springfield Elementary]] car park]'' |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game. |
| − | :'''[[Moe]]''': That's the worst name I | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away. |
| − | : | + | :''[All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]'' |
| − | :'''[[Barney]]''': Hey! | + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' ''[to [[Edna Krabappel]], banging his door into her car]'' You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car! |
| + | :'''Edna Krabappel:''' I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell [[Agnes Skinner|your mama]]. | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Ms. Krabappel:''' Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [[Smithers]], throw this at him. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Lenny Leonard]]:''' Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor. | ||
| + | :'''[[Carl Carlson]]:''' And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot. | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain! | ||
| + | :''[Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''[Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]:''' Nice glasses, four-eyes! | ||
| + | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]:''' Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet. | ||
| + | :'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' Your appearance is comical to me. | ||
| + | :''[Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' ''[gasps]'' I'm a nerd! | ||
| + | :''[Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses]'' | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse:''' ''[gasp]'' So am I! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' [[Moe]], I need your advice. | ||
| + | :'''Moe Szyslak:''' Yeah. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' See, I've got this friend named... [[Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo|Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo]]? | ||
| + | :'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard. | ||
| + | :''[a man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Barney Gumble]]:''' Hey! Joey Jo-Jo! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common. | ||
| + | :'''[[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]:''' Can't talk... eating. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze. | ||
| + | :'''Mindy:''' Double glaze. ''[begins to drool]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' [[D'oh]]! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV. | ||
| + | :'''Mindy:''' Oh, not me. That's my idea of [[Heaven]]. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' D'oh! Me too. | ||
| + | :'''Mindy:''' Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. ''[whispers]'' I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch. | ||
| + | :''Homer:''' Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too! | ||
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- [Bart paints parking space lines in the Springfield Elementary car park]
- Bart: The beauty of it is each parking space is a mere one foot narrower. Indistinguishable to the naked eye. But therin lies the game.
- Milhouse: I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
- [All the teachers pull into the car park and no one can open their doors]
- Seymour Skinner: [to Edna Krabappel, banging his door into her car] You blasted woman! You parked too close! move your car!
- Edna Krabappel: I'm in the lines! You got a problem, go tell your mama.
- Skinner: Oh, don't worry, she'll hear about this.
- Ms. Krabappel: Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
- Bart: You mean, it ain't me noggin'; it's me peepers? Oh, well that's just luverly!
- Mr. Burns: Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? Smithers, throw this at him.
- Lenny Leonard: Oh, if they hire a woman, we won't be able to spit on the floor.
- Carl Carlson: And we can't take our pants off when it gets real hot.
- Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain!
- [Carl and Lenny look at each other concerned]
- Homer: Ya... I mean... not... you know, if we wanted to, not that I ever... did.
- [Bart walks into the classroom looking like a nerd]
- Sherri and Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes!
- Nelson Muntz: Yeah, nice shoes... uh... two-feet.
- Martin Prince: Your appearance is comical to me.
- [Bart sees his reflection in Milhouse's glasses]
- Bart: [gasps] I'm a nerd!
- [Milhouse sees his reflection in Bart's glasses]
- Milhouse: [gasp] So am I!
- Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah.
- Homer: See, I've got this friend named... Joey Jo-Jo... Junior... Shabadoo?
- Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
- [a man at the end of the bar gets up and runs out crying]
- Barney Gumble: Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
- Homer: Uh... so, let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find we have very little in common.
- Mindy: Can't talk... eating.
- Homer: Hey, my favorite, raspberry swirl with a double glaze.
- Mindy: Double glaze. [begins to drool]
- Homer: D'oh! Okay, so we have one thing in common. But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.
- Mindy: Oh, not me. That's my idea of Heaven.
- Homer: D'oh! Me too.
- Mindy: Really? I'm can see I'm gonna love working with you. Well, gotta go. [whispers] I wanna sneak in a quick nap before lunch.
- Homer:' Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
