Difference between revisions of "Wedding for Disaster/Quotes"
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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|In the Name of the Grandfather|Eeny Teeny Maya Moe}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|In the Name of the Grandfather|Eeny Teeny Maya Moe}} | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again! |
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:'''Homer''': So will you marry me in style? | :'''Homer''': So will you marry me in style? | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes! | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes! |
:'''Homer''': Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb. | :'''Homer''': Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb. | ||
:(Homer puts the Santa toy in the box) | :(Homer puts the Santa toy in the box) | ||
| − | :'''Santa''': Ho ho ho! | + | :'''[[Santa]]''': Ho ho ho! |
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:'''Marge''': A pimple! Not on my day you don't. | :'''Marge''': A pimple! Not on my day you don't. | ||
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:(Marge sees that the room is empty.) | :(Marge sees that the room is empty.) | ||
:'''Marge''': Homer! (sobbing) | :'''Marge''': Homer! (sobbing) | ||
| − | :(Maggie hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.) | + | :([[Maggie]] hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.) |
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| − | :'''Sideshow Bob''': The director was an ass. | + | :'''[[Sideshow Bob]]''': The director was an ass. |
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:''[The plant snaps at the man.]'' | :''[The plant snaps at the man.]'' | ||
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:'''Parson''': I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum! | :'''Parson''': I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': What? |
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- Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!
- Homer: So will you marry me in style?
- Marge: (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes!
- Homer: Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb.
- (Homer puts the Santa toy in the box)
- Santa: Ho ho ho!
- Marge: A pimple! Not on my day you don't.
- Marge: Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule.
- (Marge sees that the room is empty.)
- Marge: Homer! (sobbing)
- (Maggie hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.)
- Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.
- [The plant snaps at the man.]
- Man: No! You're a plant now!
- Parson: I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum!
- Reverend Lovejoy: What?
- Marge: Homer, I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!
- Homer: If Marge is like this now, then what will she be like after we're married?
