Difference between revisions of "Hell-O-Ween/Quotes"

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Nelson Muntz: I'm Orion.

Irish Pete: Sure'n I'm an O'Ryan too, lad! Where d'ya hail from?

Nelson: I'm Kirby's Orion, doofus!

Irish Pete: Kirby O'Ryan's yer dad?? I went to school with him!

Rod Flanders: Daddy, can we go to the Halloween party?

Ned Flanders: No can diddley-do, boys. Too much sugar and sacrilege.

Todd Flanders: But we're bored.

Ned: Sorry, but I'd rather be blah than blasphemous! You see Rod, Todd. Halloween is the one time of the year where you never know what twisted evil the devil is planning...

Satan: Yes! Yes!! It's the perfect plan!! B-10!

Mr. Burns: You sank my battleship!!

Mr. Burns: You're in luck, old friend. My employees traded their families' souls in the last union negotiation!

Satan: What did they get?

Mr. Burns: Three-ply tissue in the company bathroom.

Lisa: Bart, why are you changing our mailbox with the Flanders?

Bart: Why? Why egg Martin's house? Why T.P. Skinner's tree? Why change Grampa's medicine for some old M+M's I found in the couch... You can't ask why. You just have to trust that little voice that says, "Do it!"

Lisa: How zen.

Green demon: Are you sure we're at the right house? I thought one of these kids was supposed to be a girl...

Red demon: Look, it said the Simpsons on the mailbox. Do you wanna tell the boss he made a mistake?

Green demon: No.

Red demon: Then get possessin'!!

Dolph Shapiro: Dude! We've been turned into a three-headed monster!!

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey, let's go freak out my parole officer!

Jimbo Jones: First, I gotta take a whiz! Uh... who's gonna hold the tackle?

Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo: Uh, oh...

Nelson: Hey, I'm a god! Gimme all your candy!!

Martin Prince: You shouldn't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Nelson: I don't like you now! What'cha gonna do about it?

Martin: Martin smash!!

Lisa: Oh my gosh! I think the Flanders kids are possessed by some kind of evil spirit!

Bart: Jesus?

Lisa: No, not Jesus.

Possessed Todd: The grass! It burns!!

Lisa: What's going on?

Homer: Well, the water got cut off about a month ago, so I tapped into the church's supply. Must've got the holy water by mistake...

Bart: So our lawn's sanctified! Cool!!

Ned: ... How long have you had a doorway to Hell in your basement?!

Homer: I was trying to fix the microwave with a fork during a thunderstorm, and it just kinda happened. Marge has been buggin' me to get rid of it for weeks.

Homer: Marge, I'm taking the kids to Hell!!

Marge: Have them back by eleven! It's a school night...

Ned: Wait, this is Hell!! Everything here is tainted by evil!!!

Lisa: He's right! All this pony does is smoke and swear...

Pony: Hey, you don't like it, go ☆#&+!! yourself!!

Bart: This Radioactive Man comic is only near-mint!!

Homer: Aaaaahh!! Lite beer!!

Ned: Maude!! Oh, it's so good to see you again!

Maude Flanders: Hello, Neddy!

Ned: I've missed you so much!

Maude: Me, too.

Homer: Wow, I'd forgotten how hot Maude was. I can't believe you put her behind you and started dating again so soon...

Ned: Homer!

Maude: So you're seeing someone?

Ned: No! Yes! No one in particular!

Maude: So there's more than one?!

Ned: No!! Yes! I mean...

Maude: Listen, I can't be here right now...

Ned: But...!

Maude: Goodbye, Ned!

Ned: Thanks a lot, Homer!

Homer: Hey, I didn't force you back into the dating scene!

Ned: Yes you did!!

Bart: Dad, we can't come here when we die! Fire and brimstone I can take, but this... *shudder*

Homer: I guess we have to start going to that place again. God Hut.

Bart: Church?

Homer: That's it.