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Marge: Look at this place - grafitos, bottle in bags, and way more pimps than I'm comfortable with. I just don't understand why Bart would want to play this game!
Lisa: What is it with cats and mice? Can't they ever get along?
Marge: Lisa, you and I are going to clean up this video game once and for all!
Lisa: Do you think it will still be fun if you can stomp cat prostitutes and take their money?
Marge: Of course! What's more fun than playing nice?

Marge: Sorry Poochie, but even you aren't extreme enough to resist the power of a stay at home mom with too much time on her hands.
Lisa: Yeah!
Poochie: Word to your mother.
Marge: We did it! We cleaned up the game, and therefore made it more fun!
Lisa: This is going to be the least violent third person shooter ever!
Hillary Clinton: Great work, ladies! We've finally made this video game safe for children. I proclaim an end to video game violence!

Marge: This town is a lot scarier than wherever Batman lives.

Lisa: Why did I think Grand Theft Auto was about the bus driver Otto?

Marge: Why can't more rappers be like that nice Vanilla Ice fellow?