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Homer: Wow! This is like those places where people used to see movies before video piracy was invented!

Bart: Hey, thanks for helping us save our 8-Bit selves!! I had to do so many double jumps! I'm really tired!

Homer: You like donuts, too?

8-Bit Homer: Sure do! D'you want one?

Homer: Mmm... Pixel-y! You're alright, old,-weird-version-of-me!

8-Bit Bart: Attention, smooth Simpsons! We've been around this complex for a long time, and bring a warning. Cowabunga.

8-Bit Lisa: One day, your video game, too will be obsolete.

Bart: No way! "The Simpsons Game" is awesome! Just because every video game up until now has been destroyed and forgotten, doesn't mean ours will be.

Lisa: Bart, she's right. I mean, I'm right. We're both right. No video game is safe from an industry that's always chasing the hot new thing! Sure, "The Simpsons Game" is great, with its unique, upgradable character abilities, and its hilarious, self-referential cut scenes. But what about when the Xbox 720 comes out, or the PlayStation 4? No one will want to play us then.

Homer: Damn this Godforsaken place! Video game-making nerds are getting rich, and all I can do about it is die and die and die! Each death more painful than the last!

Lisa: But what can we do? We're just highly-rendered pixels in a Universe we can't control. Even as we speak, Springfield is being destroyed by a hackneyed alien invasion premise. Somehow, it's not a cliché when it's happening to you!

Bart: Yeah, we don't even know whose butt to kick!

8-Bit Marge: There is one place you can go—the mansion of... the creator! He created all of these worlds. Maybe he can end this pointless cycle of destruction.

Bart: The creator, eh? I'm gonna triple-combo punch his fat nerdy face. Karate!

8-Bit Bart: Don't have a cow, man! You still say that right? I hope so! The only way to get through the gate is to go into each of the new "Simpsons" games being developed by the creator!

8-Bit Bart: Once you're inside each game, you need to find a key card! Only the four key cards will combine to open the gate!

Bart: Key Cards?! That is the lamest video game BS I've ever heard. Why aren't we doing something cool - like collecting multi-colored "shard keys"! That would be totally different and awesome!

8-Bit Bart: Cowabunga!

Marge: Well, let's get to it, video gang! Let's go give this "creator" a piece of our minds!

Lisa: And save Springfield!