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{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Nice flying, G.I. Grandson!
 
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Nice flying, G.I. Grandson!
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} You fly like a girl -- which is a good thing!
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{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} You fly like a girl—which is a good thing!
 
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Video games of the future have taught you well!
 
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Video games of the future have taught you well!
 
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Well done, grandson! Greatness must have skipped a generation.
 
{{qf|Sargent Simpson}} Well done, grandson! Greatness must have skipped a generation.
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{{qf|Private Burns}} Ug! If there's one thing I hate, it's skillful gliding!
 
{{qf|Private Burns}} Ug! If there's one thing I hate, it's skillful gliding!
 
{{qf|Private Burns}} Blast your video game skills! Also, what are video games?
 
{{qf|Private Burns}} Blast your video game skills! Also, what are video games?
{{qf|Private Burns}} I hope you get sent to the joy division--say, that would be a great name for a band!
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{{qf|Private Burns}} I hope you get sent to the joy division—say, that would be a great name for a band!
 
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Revision as of 17:04, July 19, 2026


Medal of Homer
Bart Wings
Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
[Introduction]
Sargent Simpson: Burns shot me down, the yellow-livered Jerry-kisser! He's after the art in the crates! You gotta catch the art before it lands on his ship. Use your superhero get up, even though it makes you look like a pansy!

[Bart successfully going through the rings]
Sargent Simpson: Nice flying, G.I. Grandson!
Sargent Simpson: You fly like a girl—which is a good thing!
Sargent Simpson: Video games of the future have taught you well!
Sargent Simpson: Well done, grandson! Greatness must have skipped a generation.
Private Burns: Oh, damn your purple hide, you lavender little quisling!
Private Burns: Ug! If there's one thing I hate, it's skillful gliding!
Private Burns: Blast your video game skills! Also, what are video games?
Private Burns: I hope you get sent to the joy division—say, that would be a great name for a band!

[Bart completing the mission]
Sargent Simpson: You did it, Bart! You earned a week of R & R in a French cat house!
Private Burns: Blast! That "super-ed hero" has foiled my plans! Where's polio when you need it!

[Bart failing the mission]
Sargent Simpson: Dagnabit! Which is a brand-new slang word for "you suck!"
Private Burns: Oh frabjous day! callooh, callay! the ugly boy has failed!