Difference between revisions of "Cool Rules!/Quotes"

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Lisa: Hey, where are you going with your Malibu Stacy dolls...and fashion accessories?

Girl: Haven't you heard?

Janey Powell: Sherri and Terri have started a Malibu Stacy club!

Lisa: Oh, this is so exciting! After ponies and ecology, Malibu Stacy is my favorite thing in the whole world!

Lisa: Sherri! Terri! I'd like to join your club!

Sherri Mackleberry: Oh, too bad!

Terri Mackleberry: Yeah, it's girls only!

Lisa: But I'm a girl!

Terri: Oh, yeah... I guess you are. We meant cool girls only!

Lisa: French culture is cool! Mais oui?

Sherri: French culture is yogurt!

Terri: You "mais" not!

Lisa: It sickens me that they think Bart is cool, but I can play along! Oh...ick! There are dead reptiles in Bart's dresser...and other unidentifiable objects!

Lisa: Mr. Smithers!! I thought this was girl's only! I'm more of a girl than he is!

Sherri or Terri: Maybe, but he's still cooler than you!

Waylon Smithers: Do you know who's really cool?

Girl: Yes, we know. Mr. Burns.

Terri: I guess we were wrong about you.

Lisa: Wait! Aren't we going to have a meeting of the Malibu Stacy club?

Sherri: We can't compete with you.

Terri: Now we're not cool enough to be in the club!

Lisa: D'oh!