Difference between revisions of "Krusty's Bottom 40"

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Krusty's Bottom 40 is a list over the bottom forty at Krusty from The Krusty Book.

Top 40

1. No deposit money back on seltzer bottles.
2. Normal-size shoes.
3. Rubber nose condensation.
4. Long cannon fuses.
5. Kids with pablum breath.
6. Gabbo
7. Mobsters with no sense of humor.
8. Networks notes.
9. The way stripped pants make my butt look big.
10. Sideshow Bob
11. Bossy ringmasters.
12. Little pishers.
13. April 15th.
14. Bozo, Bozo, Bozo... (It's all I ever heard!)
15. Monkey funk.
16. Lawsits.
17. The dim memory of my drunken night with Tina Ballerina.
18. Rodeo clowns.
19. Superfluous nipples.
20. Mishegoss.
21. Handsome Pete. (That guy's rippin' me off! But he is handsome.)
22. Circuses with less than three rings.
23. Uppity straight men.
24. Restraining orders.
25. Rating sweeps periods. (There's only so much T&A you can put into a kiddie show!)
26. The influential Sidekicks and Second Bananas Union.
27. Rancid cream pies.
28. The smell of Sideshow Mel's hair when it's on fire.
29. Community service.
30. The fact that I never appeared on "Circus of the Stars." (Circus? Stars? Hello?!)
31. Coffee other than Irish.
32. Bootleg Krusty merchandise.
33. Unicycle helmet laws.
34. Those hurtful mime jokes.
35. Kid parties that start before 3 P.M. (Oy!)
36. Angioplasties.
37. Corporal Punishment's feminine side.
38. The Insine Clown Posse. (Clown Rock in general. It's just wrong!)
39. Raymond J. Johnson always wanting to hang out.
40. The overpaid hack who ghostwrote this list for me.

Appearances

• Book – The Krusty Book