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| − | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, I need you to run to the Kwik-E-Mart and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, I need you to run to the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner. Do you need me to write that down? |
| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ... | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ...Forget a few birthdays and anniversaries and it's like you can't remember anything! |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts must... remember... Marge is counting on me | + | {{qf|Homer}} As if I can't remember a simple thing like a loaf of bread and some chocolate milk! It's a piece of cake, [[Moe]]! |
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| − | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up, McBain! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid! | + | {{qf|Homer}} A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts...must...remember... |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge is counting on me. Chocolate nutcake and a gallon of gas... | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} Yes, this cameo I am now having is also very much a real "gag". Also, please watch my new movie, "''McBain: The Postman Always Dies Twice''!" | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Shut up, [[McBain]]! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Male dancers and a loaf of pick 'n' mix! | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:41, March 30, 2026
- Marge: Homey, I need you to run to the Kwik-E-Mart and pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk for dinner. Do you need me to write that down?
- Homer: Pffft! Do I look like a moron? I'll be back before you know it! ...Forget a few birthdays and anniversaries and it's like you can't remember anything!
- Homer: As if I can't remember a simple thing like a loaf of bread and some chocolate milk! It's a piece of cake, Moe!
- Homer: A loaf of chocolate cake and a gallon of beer nuts...must...remember...
- Homer: Marge is counting on me. Chocolate nutcake and a gallon of gas...
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Yes, this cameo I am now having is also very much a real "gag". Also, please watch my new movie, "McBain: The Postman Always Dies Twice!"
- Homer: Shut up, McBain! I'm trying to remember something! I'm supposed to get the mail and a gallon of antacid!
- Homer: Male dancers and a loaf of pick 'n' mix!
