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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Man, I hate wearing this jacket.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Darn it, Muntz! One more screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Darn it, Muntz! One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Hey, back off, Chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
{{qf|Nelson}} Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, all right. You're a maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!  
 
 
{{qf|Nelson}} Yeah? What are they smuggling?
 
{{qf|Nelson}} Yeah? What are they smuggling?
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Conterfeit Krustémon cards!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Counterfeit ''[[Krustémon]]'' cards!
{{qf|Nelson}} ''[thinking]'' Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!
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{{qf|Nelson}} Ha, ha, jerk.
 
{{qf|Nelson}} Ha, ha, jerk.
{{qf|Sound}} SOCK!
 
 
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Ow! My large intestine!
 
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Ow! My large intestine!
{{qf|Nelson}} All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's... It's....
 
{{qf|Sign}} Soon...
 
 
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's some real nice finking, son.
 
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's some real nice finking, son.
{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Och! T'was nae Willie! Ah'm just a patsy!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should shut down this counterfeit operation!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Counterfeit? But I paid [[Lenny]] a $20,000 licensing fee!
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:18, March 26, 2026



Chief Wiggum: Darn it, Muntz! One more screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
Nelson Muntz: Hey, back off, Chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
Chief Wiggum: All right, all right. You're a maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!
Nelson: Yeah? What are they smuggling?
Chief Wiggum: Counterfeit Krustémon cards!

Nelson: Ha, ha, jerk.
Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! My large intestine!

Chief Wiggum: That's some real nice finking, son.
Groundskeeper Willie: Och! T'was nae Willie! Ah'm just a patsy!

Bart: Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should shut down this counterfeit operation!
Homer: Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!