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Ain't Nothin' Like Me

Tapped Out Quest Information

Ain't Nothin' Like Me is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Hard Play's Night content update. It requires Bart Sawyer to be obtained.

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
	I still don't know why Mom insisted I be the lead in this stupid play.
	Well, at least this character really fits you.
	What?
	Normally we end up playing characters in stuff around here because the juxtaposition of our personalities and the characters we portray is often amusing, but this one honestly feels right.
	...I say again. What?
	Oh, come on. Tom Sawyer was the original "bad boy" of classic American literature. Many of the pranks you pull are directly inspired by his tales.
	I'm not inspired by anyone! Bart Simpson is a true original, and I'll show you!
	Just so long as you keep it all out of our house.
	Fine!
Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Pull Pranks Around Town". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
	Hello?
	Yeah, what do you want?
	I'm trying to find a client of mine. Mr. Kerr, first name Wayne.
	One sec. Hey, you morons! I'm looking for a Wayne Kerr. Anyone seen him?
	Try looking in the mirror! laughs
	Now you listen here!
	hangs up Ah-hah! A classic!
	In more ways than one, yes.
	What do you mean? Tom Sawyer never crank called anyone!
	Due to phones not being invented, that's true. But he was well-known for his sharp wit and getting others to make fools of themselves.
	It's hard to prove you wrong when you know more about this than I do.
	You'd think you'd have learned that lesson by now.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
	Okay, fine. There's only one way I'm going to prove her wrong, and it's by doing the one thing I swore I'd never do.
	I'm going to have to willingly read a book.
Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Read About Tom Sawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
	Oh man, he listened in on his own funeral? That's classic!
	Bart? What are you...
	Lisa! No! Don't come in!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
	Admit it, Bart Simpson! You read a book and you liked it!
	Nuh-uh! I just thought that some of what Tom Sawyer got up to was pretty funny, the book part was just...just...
	Forget this! You can have your stupid book, I don't even care anymore. I'm out of here!
	Stupid Lisa, with her stupid books and stupid characters...
	Wait a minute. I may not know what whitewashing is, but it sounded just like painting things white.
	I wonder...
Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Do Some Whitewashing". The job takes place at the Whitewashed Fence and takes 4 hours.
	Man, you look happy enough about something and kids will just line up to do it for you. This is great!
	But you know, I've got a lot more whitewash in this bucket, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
	Why hello there, Reverend!
	Simpson? What are you doing here?
	I noticed that the paint on the side of the church looks a little worn out, wondered if you'd let me give it a fresh coat for you.
	I...suppose that'd be all right.
	Thank you! I'll get that done for you in no time!
	Dear Lord, please let me discover what evil plot that boy is up to before it's too late.
Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Whitewash Springfield". The job takes 4 hours.
	Hey, you! Simpson!
	Oh, hello officer!
	I've got reports of white-painted vandalism all over the city, and here I find you.
	Well, officer...all I've got is some whitewash.
	White...what?
	Ooh, I'd love to chat, but I've got a fence to clean up. I'll let you know if I see that vandal, though! runs off
	That's...wait, hold on!
	Well done, Chief.
	Quiet, Lou.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
	I can't believe that actually worked.
	All right. Lisa was right. Tom Sawyer might, in fact, be pretty cool.
	I'm glad you think so!
	Aah!
	So I've got another book I think you should read, I think you'd like this one, too!
	Get that thing away from me! Ahh!
Task: "Make Bart Sawyer Run From Literature". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Chase Bart With Books". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
	Mom! Make Lisa stop trying to make me learn!
	...
	Nope. Not getting involved.
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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The Long Strokes of Summer • A Hard Play's Night • The Final Curtain
Stage Manager Marge	Stage Producer
Bart Sawyer	Ain't Nothin' Like Me
Broccoli Ralph	Turning Over a New Leaf