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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army! | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Carl}} Hey, I heard we were goin' to Ape Island! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were goin' to Candy Apple Island. | ||
| + | {{qf|Arnie Pye}} Candy Apple Island? What do they got there? | ||
| + | {{qf|Carl}} Apes... but they're not so big. | ||
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Clown Without Pity[edit]
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
- Grampa: That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL!
- Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
- Grampa: I just want attention.
Dial Z for Zombies[edit]
- [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
- Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
- Homer: Did you wreck the car?
- Bart: No!
- Homer: Did you raise the dead?
- Lisa: Yes!
- Homer: But the car's okay?
- Bart and Lisa: Uh-huh.
- Homer: [relieved] All right, then.
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?
- [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
- Bart: [shocked] Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
- Homer: He was a zombie?
King Homer[edit]
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
- Carl: Hey, I heard we were goin' to Ape Island!
- Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape! I wish we were goin' to Candy Apple Island.
- Arnie Pye: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
- Carl: Apes... but they're not so big.
