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Loving is Half the Battle

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Red Alert Required characters: Joe Optional characters: Stacy Lovell Internal name(s): LovingIsHalfTheBattle ID(s): 252011 - 252014

Loving is Half the Battle is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Red Alert content update. It requires Joe to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark Stacy? Is that you? Oh, uh...hi, Joe. What a lovely surprise. I'd love to catch up about our failed marriage, but my Tinder date's supposed to show up at any moment. Weird. MY Tinder date's supposed to be here too. Her name is Fiona. Ummmm...you wouldn't happen to be "Aaron", would you? You said in your profile you were twenty-six! You said in your profile you were a kung fu master! Task: "Make Joe Practice His Kung Fu Grip". The job takes 4 hours. If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Delete Her Tinder Account Again". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Well now that we're both here, should we just have the date? Only if we keep pretending you own two beach houses, "one for each day of the weekend". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark See, this isn't so bad. How 'bout we get back together? It would never work. We have different love languages: mine is acts of service, yours is words of affirmation. What do those phrases even mean? Can anyone actually explain "love languages" in a way that makes sense? Let me try. Love languages...is something for women to say to get guys to stop hitting on them. Makes sense. Task: "Make Joe Split Logs as an Act of Service". The job takes 4 hours. If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Say Log Splitting Affirmation". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours. I should write a book centered around a few vague general phrases that people can interpret however they want and apply to whatever failings they perceive in their relationships. I bet Gary Chapman has a beach house for each day of the weekend. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark So what's the latest with the Malibu Stacy dolls? I'm not really involved with that line anymore, but I'm working on a new doll: Northridge Stacy. She's a five-times divorced forty-something who's been priced out of Malibu. I can definitely see the possibilities. Like five different wedding gowns. Along with five different business suits for the alimony negotiations. And dolls of each of her seventy-five cats. Task: "Make Joe Pre-Order Northridge Stacy". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours. If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Remind Joe to Pick Up Cat Litter". The job takes place at an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Maybe you can make a doll of Northridge Stacy's ex-husband who rekindles the romance with her. Ooooh, I like it! I can also make accessories like the studio apartment the ex-husband lives in with his four roommates. THREE roommates. And one of their mothers. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Joe's exclamation mark Okay, fine, I get it. I have no chance with you. Actually, I wouldn't say that. You're finally remembering what you liked about me? No, my high school reunion's coming up, and I'm desperate to avoid the shame of going alone. So you're asking me to go with you?! Technically, I'm asking "Aaron". If Stacy Lovell is owned: Task: "Make Stacy Lovell Reserve Two Rooms for Reunion Weekend". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Joe Memorize Fake Biography Stacy Wrote". The job takes place at Malibu Stacy Headquarters or Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post and takes 4 hours. So far I'd call this reunion a success! Not one of my friends has suspected I'm single. Thanks, Aaron! No problem. I just wish I'd been told in advance I'd have to wear stilts. Shut up and have another stuffed mushroom. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "losing is half the battle."