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Cold War Blues

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Red Alert Required characters: The General, Youngsters, Normal Springfielders Optional characters: Rasputin the Friendly Russian, Moe Internal name(s): ColdWarBlues ID(s): 252007 - 252010

Cold War Blues is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Red Alert content update. It requires The General to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The General's exclamation mark Students of Springfield, I'm here to talk to you today about the incredible career opportunities available in the U.S. military. Hmmmm. Get woken up at 4am to do pushups in the mud...or sit on the couch and watch my Shiba Inu go up. You know, there's a lot more to being happy than just making money. For example, being a part of something bigger, pushing yourself to the limit, and defending your country! Spoken like a true paper hands. Aren't you kids worried about the global threat posed by countries like Russia? Well, they do have 11% of the world's crypto mining capacity. They do?! Is that more than us?! Task: "Make The General Talk About the Cold War". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Students Check Crypto Prices on Their Phones" (x3). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours. All right, fine. What if I told you that by signing up for the military, you'll get exclusive access to our new NFTs of highlights from the Spanish-American War? I'd say, "OK Boomer". If none of you young people will fight for our country, then who will? You worry about the country, I'll worry about where to put all my tendies. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The General's exclamation mark Hey, you in the clown suit! How'd you like to pick up some extra cash by joining the National Guard? I'm all good. Collecting PPP! What about you, Homer? With that extra National Guard cash, you could upgrade to premium beer! I'm all good. Collecting SSS! SSS? Sim Simpson Support. It's like you folks won't realize how important military service is until your country is actually invaded. Why am I seeing a lightbulb floating over my head? Task: "Make The General Stage an Invasion". The job takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Ignore Military Service" (x5). The jobs take place at a Shop and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The General's exclamation mark Psssssst! Huh? Psssssst! Over here, comrade. I want to discuss a recruitment opportunity. Sorry, only US citizens can serve in the military. I'm talking about recruiting YOU! You want me to betray my country?! No, I want you to become wrestling's newest supervillain! Task: "Make The General Ponder a Career Change". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, St. Basil's Cathedral, the Town Hall, or a Shop and takes 4 hours. If Rasputin the Friendly Russian is owned: Task: "Make Rasputin the Friendly Russian Measure The General for Tights". The job takes place at Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, St. Basil's Cathedral, the Town Hall, or a Shop and takes 4 hours. So what would my character name be? "General Sanders". Isn't that too much like "Colonel Sanders"? Not when you've just signed a cross-promo deal with a national chicken-focused fast casual chain! What size fake beard are you? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The General's exclamation mark I'll have another, Moe. Actually, make it a double. Recruitment not going so hot, eh? I only got one person to take a meeting with me...and he cancelled when he found out I wasn't "The General" from car insurance and couldn't help him meet Shaq. Hey, why'd you take my drink away? No zero-deductible collision coverage for me, no free shots for you. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Get Quotes From GEICO and State Farm". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make The General Try to Get a Buzz From Popcorn Salt". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Come on, General, spill the beans! I wanna hear about some of these cool secret weapons the military has. I heard you have this one weapon that can— —read your mind? WHOA! Ha, we don't have that. Quest reward: 200 and 20