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| | {{TB|Wait, you were bullied? }} | | {{TB|Wait, you were bullied? }} |
| | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}} |
| − | {{TB|No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se…}} | + | {{TB|No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}} | | {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}} |
| | {{TB|Looks like Nelson can't fight his own battles. To quote the Bard, "Haw haw".}} | | {{TB|Looks like Nelson can't fight his own battles. To quote the Bard, "Haw haw".}} |
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| | {{TB|That's him. Get him, guys! }} | | {{TB|That's him. Get him, guys! }} |
| | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} | | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} |
| − | {{TB|Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall…}} | + | {{TB|Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}} | | {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}} |
| | {{TB|More like eight!}} | | {{TB|More like eight!}} |
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| | {{TB|Or of any inciting incident on which retaliation might be due.}} | | {{TB|Or of any inciting incident on which retaliation might be due.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment…}} | + | {{TB|I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment...}} |
| | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian Make Nelson March Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Ian's Car]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian Make Nelson March Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Ian's Car]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}}|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Angry}} | | {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Angry}} |
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| | {{TB|Pottery? What's he talking about?}} | | {{TB|Pottery? What's he talking about?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} | | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} |
| − | {{TB|Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man…}} | + | {{TB|Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Hello, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon. I wonder if you carry size twenty-four shoe insoles. Say, uh, what's going on here?}} | | {{TB|Hello, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon. I wonder if you carry size twenty-four shoe insoles. Say, uh, what's going on here?}} |
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| | {{TB|I hear you've been picking on my pottery partner.}} | | {{TB|I hear you've been picking on my pottery partner.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} | | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}} |
| − | {{TB|Dude, seriously…}} | + | {{TB|Dude, seriously...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} |
| | {{TB|Well, looks like we have another bully. You know, I don't much care for bullies.}} | | {{TB|Well, looks like we have another bully. You know, I don't much care for bullies.}} |
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| | {{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}} | | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}} |
| − | {{TB|Dude, you're totally gonna regret this…}} | + | {{TB|Dude, you're totally gonna regret this...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} |
| | {{TB|That's what they all say. Now, pants around your ankles and wave to the good people. Blow them kisses!}} | | {{TB|That's what they all say. Now, pants around your ankles and wave to the good people. Blow them kisses!}} |
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| | {{TB|You'll have to kill me first, dude.}} | | {{TB|You'll have to kill me first, dude.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}} |
| − | {{TB|{{*}}cocks gun{{*}} If you insist…}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}cocks gun{{*}} If you insist...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}} | | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}} |
| | {{TB|Whoa, take it easy with that thing. Fine, I'll blow them kisses and whatever. {{*}}starts blowing kisses{{*}}}} | | {{TB|Whoa, take it easy with that thing. Fine, I'll blow them kisses and whatever. {{*}}starts blowing kisses{{*}}}} |
Latest revision as of 11:45, June 26, 2025
| March On
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March On is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Northward Bound content update. It requires Ian to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
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Alright, guys. I need your help. Someone needs a beating.
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If you're talking about Milhouse, we already worked him over for his lunch money but we said we'd be back for the gratuity.
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Service industry workers live off their tips. *punches Milhouse in the arm*
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I respect that. I just don't have another 15%.
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EIGHTEEN percent. We're not cheapskates. *punches Milhouse*
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Not him, you doofuses. There's this tall guy who picked on me and I'm ready to retaliate.
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Wait, you were bullied?
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No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se...
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Looks like Nelson can't fight his own battles. To quote the Bard, "Haw haw".
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Maybe we should start calling you the new Milhouse.
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Then we could be like brothers!
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You dweebs gonna help me or not?
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Yeah, sure, we'll help ya, "New Milhouse".
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I always wanted a brother. Do you prefer top bunk or bottom bunk?
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Stop talking, Old Milhouse. It makes you harder to hit. *punches Milhouse* No, I guess not.
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If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Go to Ian's House". The job takes place at a Brown House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Go to Ian's House". The job takes place at a Brown House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Kearney is owned: Task: "Make Kearney Go to Ian's House". The job takes place at a Brown House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Go to Ian's House". The job takes place at a Brown House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Make Bunk Beds". The job takes place at the Van Houten House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Ian Answer the Door". The job takes place at a Brown House or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark
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Hello. How can I help you gentlemen?
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That's him. Get him, guys!
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Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall...
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More like eight!
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His legs are bigger than my whole body!
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Oh, I remember you. You're that boy who laughs at everyone, aren't you? Come back with your friends for a little retaliation, have you?
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Retaliation? No sir.
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We don't know the meaning of the word.
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Or of any inciting incident on which retaliation might be due.
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I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment...
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Task: "Make Ian Make Nelson March Through the Streets". The job takes place at Ian's Car and takes 4 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Get Marched Through the Streets". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Kearney is owned: Task: "Make Kearney Get Marched Through the Streets". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Get Marched Through the Streets". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Dude, you're gonna be so sorry you did that.
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Yeah, we know people!
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Mean people!
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You already know where I live, so don't hesitate to swing by and bring some of those mean people you know.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark
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Our street cred went WAY down after that march, so we're gonna need to come up with some payback, fast!
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But how are we gonna get that guy? He's huge.
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Well, if we're picking on adults, then that just means we need to find an adult of our own. Who are those mean people you said we know?
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Yeah, all the mean people I know are teachers. And they're wimps.
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I've got just the person in mind. What time is it?
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According to Milhouse's phone, it's almost seven o'clock.
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Perfect, then we didn't miss it. C'mon, follow me.
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If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Jimbo is owned: Task: "Make Jimbo Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Kearney is owned: Task: "Make Kearney Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Dolph is owned: Task: "Make Dolph Go to the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
Task: "Make Ian Drive to the Store". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark
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Yo, Apu, it's 7 p.m. You know the drill. Cash in the bag.
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Of course. Paper or plastic?
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Paper, you monster. Do you know the decay time of a plastic bag? It makes "15 to 20" look like a blink of the eye.
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Snake, my man. I almost missed your daily seven o'clock robbery.
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Hey, Jimbo! I do try to keep steady office hours.
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We need your help. There's an adult who's picking on us.
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Of course, bro! Anything for my pottery partner.
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Pottery? What's he talking about?
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Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man...
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Hello, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon. I wonder if you carry size twenty-four shoe insoles. Say, uh, what's going on here?
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That's the guy! Get him, Snake.
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I hear you've been picking on my pottery partner.
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Dude, seriously...
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Well, looks like we have another bully. You know, I don't much care for bullies.
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What are you gonna do about it, dude? I'm the one holding the gun.
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You mean this gun? *grabs gun out of Snake's hands*
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Whoa, how did you do that?
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Just one of the many benefits of having long arms. *points gun at Snake* Now, what are we going to do with you?
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Don't shoot!
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Oh, I'm not going to shoot you. I have a much more effective method for teaching lessons.
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Task: "Make Ian March Snake Through the Streets". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Plead With Ian". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark
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Dude, you're totally gonna regret this...
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That's what they all say. Now, pants around your ankles and wave to the good people. Blow them kisses!
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You'll have to kill me first, dude.
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*cocks gun* If you insist...
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Whoa, take it easy with that thing. Fine, I'll blow them kisses and whatever. *starts blowing kisses*
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I said pants down.
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*sigh*
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Say, Chief. It looks like that guy is waving a gun around.
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I see him.
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And there's another guy with his pants down parading around, blowing kisses.
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I see him, too.
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Shouldn't we stop them?
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What, and miss the parade?
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Task: "Make Ian Cock the Gun". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Snake is owned: Task: "Make Snake Blow Kisses to Everyone". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Watch the Parade". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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