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{{TB|Chief Wiggum, I’d like to report seeing a pants-less vagrant every morning.}}
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{{TB|Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pants-less vagrant every morning.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Who is this filthy hobo blighting our good city?}}
 
{{TB|Who is this filthy hobo blighting our good city?}}
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{{TB|You!}}
 
{{TB|You!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, um, well, darn it. I don’t have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can’t break into the brown house.}}
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{{TB|Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
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{{TB|And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals.}}
 
{{TB|And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals.}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we’ve been officially crowned . . .}}
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{{TB|Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned . . .}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
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{{TB|America’s Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!}}
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{{TB|America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1!}}
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{{TB|We're Number 1! We're Number 1!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
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{{TB|When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle.}}
 
{{TB|When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle.}}
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{{TB|Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it – the Internet!}}
 
{{TB|Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it – the Internet!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I need to resume Mom’s food blog to encourage this town to eat better.}}
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{{TB|I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I like to eat rainbows!}}
 
{{TB|I like to eat rainbows!}}
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{{TB|Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47.}}
 
{{TB|Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don’t know any restaurant that serves baby back tauntaun.}}
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{{TB|I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurant that serves baby back tauntaun.}}
 
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{{TB|I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.}}
 
{{TB|I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.}}
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{{TB|Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the insipid palate of this town.}}
 
{{TB|Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the insipid palate of this town.}}
 
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{{TB|I couldn’t possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now… which is why I don’t date.}}
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{{TB|I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date.}}
 
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{{TB|Yes, I'm sure that's why.}}
 
{{TB|Yes, I'm sure that's why.}}
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{{TB|I’m inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri.}}
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{{TB|I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|It’s a diet that will, um, make your bones less big.}}
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{{TB|It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that’s not a problem now that Ralphie’s here to tie them.}}
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{{TB|I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them.}}
 
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{{TB|But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?}}
 
{{TB|But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?}}
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{{TB|Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krusty Burger for dessert. And what you have before dessert.}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krusty Burger for dessert. And what you have before dessert.}}
 
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{{TB|But chief…}}
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{{TB|But chief...}}
 
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{{TB|Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals.}}
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{{TB|Yay! Can we play?}}
 
{{TB|Yay! Can we play?}}
 
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{{TB|Ooo, um, yeah, I’d love to. Just… I’m really busy.}}
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{{TB|Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy.}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Work on her Blog|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say “No fatties” on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that.}}
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{{TB|Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brockman Do an Undercover Report|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Brockman Do an Undercover Report|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|…thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese.}}
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{{TB|...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese.}}
 
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{{TB|Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?}}
 
{{TB|Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can’t watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can’t you use the power of imagination to not bother me?}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?}}
 
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{{TB|Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave.}}
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{{TB|Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero.}}
 
{{TB|Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero.}}
 
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{{TB|Of course. It’s good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time.}}
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{{TB|Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Now, Ralph, I’ll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let’s get to the flag pole.}}
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{{TB|Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's get to the flag pole.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!}}
 
{{TB|Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!}}

Revision as of 17:06, May 11, 2025


For the episode, see This Little Wiggy.


This Little Wiggy
Tapped Out Ralph Sidebar.pngTapped Out Comic Book Guy Sidebar.pngTapped Out Lisa Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Brockman Sidebar.pngTapped Out Nelson Sidebar.png
Icons for Pt. 1-2, 4, and 7 (Ralph), Pt. 3 (Comic Book Guy), Pt. 5 (Lisa), Pt. 6 (Brockman), and Pt. 8 (Nelson)
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Level 26
Required characters: Skinner, Quimby, Ralph, Comic Book Guy, Lisa, Wiggum, Brockman, Nelson
Internal name(s): ThisLittleWiggy
ID(s): 1236 - 1244
Previous quest(s): Executive Lackey Pt. 8


This Little Wiggy is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 26 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Chief Wiggum, I'd like to report seeing a pants-less vagrant every morning.
Wiggum Who is this filthy hobo blighting our good city?
Skinner You!
Wiggum Oh, um, well, darn it. I don't have anywhere else to sleep. As police chief, I can't break into the brown house.
Wiggum And you can sleep at the school. Where I work is full of criminals.
Skinner So is the school. Build yourself a house. Even Willie has a shack.
Task: "Reach Level 26 And Build the Wiggum House". It takes 4 hours.
New Character: Ralph
Ralph I Choo-Choo-Choose this reality.
Wiggum Ralphie! Thank goodness. Finally, no more horrible me time.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Congratulations, Springfield! With the Wiggum boy back, we've been officially crowned . . .
Quimby America's Fattest City by Chunky Lovers Magazine!
Homer We're Number 1! We're Number 1!
Ralph When I do as Mommy says I get a buttersicle.
Lisa Springfield is in a dangerous health crisis. And only one thing can save it – the Internet!
Lisa I need to resume Mom's food blog to encourage this town to eat better.
Ralph I like to eat rainbows!
Task: "Make Ralph Eat a Crayon Sandwich". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Little Girl, you have not been replying to my comments on your blog. You would know me as MeisterChef47.
Lisa I deduced that. I keep telling you, I don't know any restaurant that serves baby back tauntaun.
Comic Book Guy I do not wish to associate myself with such pretentious garbage.
Comic Book Guy Springfield needs a genuinely inspired restaurant to awaken the insipid palate of this town.
Comic Book Guy I couldn't possibly take a date to any of the ones we have now... which is why I don't date.
Lisa Yes, I'm sure that's why.
Task: "Build El Chemistri Restaurant". It takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I'm inviting all the, um, big boned of Springfield to try the forged vegetable jellies at El Chemistri.
Lisa It's a diet that will, um, make your bones less big.
Wiggum I used to worry about not being able to see my shoes, but that's not a problem now that Ralphie's here to tie them.
Wiggum But Ralphie, do you want to try the new restaurant?
Ralph Yay! Chemistri sounds like a magician. I want to eat magic food.
Task: "Make Ralph Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant". The job takes place at El Chemistri and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Eat at El Chemistri Restaurant". The job takes place at El Chemistri and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum Thanks, Lisa. Now Ralphie and I are off to Krusty Burger for dessert. And what you have before dessert.
Lisa But chief...
Wiggum Hey, if I get too thin, people will expect me to actually chase down criminals.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
Ralph I like reading your blog, Lisa. Some letters look like giraffes.
Lisa Thanks. Everyone wants to talk to me. I finally understand the appeal of being popular!
Ralph Yay! Can we play?
Lisa Ooo, um, yeah, I'd love to. Just... I'm really busy.
Task: "Make Lisa Work on her Blog". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Brockman Life-threatening weight gain is spreading. Finally, a chance to say "No fatties" on air! Now all I need is a story to put around that.
Task: "Make Brockman Do an Undercover Report". The job takes 24 hours.
Brockman ...thank you Lisa, the town appreciates that your efforts have taken Springfield from morbidly obese to functionally obese.
Brockman Tubby Tike, do you have any folksiness to add?
Ralph Fire tastes burn-y when I lick it.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum I'm sorry, Ralphie, but I can't watch you AND ignore my paperwork. Can't you use the power of imagination to not bother me?
Ralph Okay, Daddy. I have a friend who always comes by right after I take a ride in the microwave.
Task: "Make Ralph Play Wiggle Puppy". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark
Nelson Hi, Chief Wiggum. I was wondering if I can borrow Ralph for a little game of American Patriot Hero.
Wiggum Of course. It's good to play with actual people, and not just imaginary characters all the time.
Nelson Now, Ralph, I'll be the brave soldier fighting our enemies, and you can be the flag I raise in victory. Let's get to the flag pole.
Ralph Yay! I get to visit my pigeon pals!
Task: "Make Nelson Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Ralph Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash750 and XP75