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{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Bah! I | + | {{TB|Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them!}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Where are the people to overuse my | + | {{TB|Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes?}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Where are the | + | {{TB|Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to [[The Hounds|my hounds]]?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me.}} | {{TB|Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me.}} | ||
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{{TB|What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?}} | {{TB|What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|No Sir, | + | {{TB|No Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee Homer Simpson.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!}} | {{TB|Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|What? | + | {{TB|What? You've returned unscathed?}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.}} | {{TB|I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at [[Moe's]], Mr. Burns?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.}} | {{TB|I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Socialize with you? Why | + | {{TB|Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join [[Obama]]'s drum circle.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!}} | {{TB|Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!}} | ||
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{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Smithers]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Smithers]]|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Smithers! | + | {{TB|Smithers! Don't think I'm paying you for the time you missed. They're called sick days, not explosion trauma recovery days.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm sorry, sir. All this time I have been, ahem, trapped in the closet.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|You mean | + | {{TB|You mean you've been unable to escape my actual wardrobe after the explosion sealed you in there while organizing my sock garters?}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That is exactly what I meant.}} | {{TB|That is exactly what I meant.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to | + | {{TB|Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to code... in case nuclear inspectors become premium characters.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.}} | {{TB|Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term | + | {{TB|Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term 'cleaning lady' to be sexist.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Sexist? Me? | + | {{TB|Sexist? Me? It's not as if I said 'cleaning wench,' as I had wanted to and said in my head.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Besides, everyone knows | + | {{TB|Besides, everyone knows I'm a fierce supporter of a woman's right to clean.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, | + | {{TB|No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, I'm sure my inbox is already flooded with applications.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Now to go about whistling the | + | {{TB|Now to go about whistling the 'Sorting & Judging' song.}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Build the [[Springfield Post Office|Post Office]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Check the Mail|4 hours|the [[Springfield Post Office]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Build the [[Springfield Post Office|Post Office]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Check the Mail|4 hours|the [[Springfield Post Office]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare | + | {{TB|Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare '87 [[Malibu Stacy]] where they designed her head upside-down.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.}} | {{TB|I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Absolutely! | + | {{TB|Absolutely! It'll complete my set of misshapen dolls along with Torso Face Stacy and Anatomically Correct Tad.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Excuse me, while I rub this news in other | + | {{TB|Excuse me, while I rub this news in other people's faces, and then do my gloating dance.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacy News Letter|6 hours|[[Burns Manor]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Whip It|8 hours}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacy News Letter|6 hours|[[Burns Manor]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Whip It|8 hours}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I | + | {{TB|Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I don't need you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. | + | {{TB|Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. I'll go insane if that's all I do.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Now, now, Smithers. Remember, | + | {{TB|Now, now, Smithers. Remember, you've already fixed the trap door.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|{{*}}falling noises{{*}}}} | {{TB|{{*}}falling noises{{*}}}} | ||
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{{TB|{{*}}hick{{*}}}} | {{TB|{{*}}hick{{*}}}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|We've been getting reports of someone using the [[Blue House]]s as urinals. Save that behavior for the [[Brown House]]s.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Drunk}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Drunk}} | ||
{{TB|Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!}} | {{TB|Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Well, I | + | {{TB|Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank|24 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank|24 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Ah, Smithers. You smell like [[Yale]] fraternity pledge. | + | {{TB|Ah, Smithers. You smell like [[Yale]] fraternity pledge. You're still going to have to repay me for your bail. At 36% rate of interest.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|Sorry, Sir.}} | {{TB|Sorry, Sir.}} | ||
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{{TB|Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services.}} | {{TB|Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called | + | {{TB|I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called 'laces.'}} |
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid.}} | {{TB|Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid.}} | ||
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{{TB|Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track.}} | {{TB|Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|They've been great at curing and covering up the many repeated escapades of my, er-um, nephew.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting|2 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting|2 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise.}} | {{TB|Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Can't keep looking so pretty without putting in a little work.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.}} | {{TB|Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
| − | {{TB|Excellent! After | + | {{TB|Excellent! After you've built up your vigor, I'll use that gypsy curse to steal it into my body.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns|60 minutes|[[Mr. Burns]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns|60 minutes|[[Mr. Burns]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|750}} and {{XP|75}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|750}} and {{XP|75}}|colspan=2}} | ||
Revision as of 16:13, May 11, 2025
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Executive Lackey is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 25 content update. It unlocks Smithers and Burns Manor.
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| The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 21-25 Quests
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| All Hail the Creator! • All Power To The People • All The News That's Fit To Slant • Another Day In The Life • Another Detention • Any Given Weekday • Bart's Checkup • Business Is Picking Up • Caught Red Handed • The Cletus Condition • Concerned Parents • Corporate Sponsor • Dark Humor • Darwin's Bulldog • A Day In The Life • Executive Lackey • Fantastic Ferris Wheel • The Flavormax • General Hospital • General Practice • Good Night And Good Grief • Grey Matter • Hahahahaha Sucker • Here Comes The Sunsphere • Hookey • I'm a Superstar! • Illegitimate Concern • It's 2:30 In The Afternoon Somewhere • Kent Afford It • Kent Buy Me Love... Or Ratings • Kent-Nichal Difficulties • Kramp Krusty • The Krusty-est Place On Earth • Let's Learn About Hell! • Luigi's Growing Problem • Mayorital Difficulties • Medical Industry Corruption? • My Pills! • Nelson • Nelson's Educational Experience • Nerds Gone Wild • The Olive Branch • Operation! • Principal Plus Interest • School Daze • School's Out Forever! • Show Biz Life • Smell Ya Later! • Staff Needs • Start The Revelation Without Me • Such A Beautiful Day • Western Civilization 101 • When Worlds Collide • A Woman Scorned • Zero Tolerance Level-up quests | ||
