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No Man is a Fortress

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	13
Update:	Winter 2015
Internal name(s):	NoManIsAFortress
ID(s):	127158 - 127159
Previous quest(s):	Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 4

No Man is a Fortress is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 4
	The plan for my fortress calls for a classic recreation of the 1960's revisionist style.
	Would that be the hologram cover revisionist style, or the chromium?
	hat kind of question is that?! Hologram, of course!
	Then which entry way are we going with? Obvious front, secret back, or the poorly received "flip-top" version?
Task: "Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 2".
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
	This project is driving me mad! So many self-styled "enthusiasts!"
	Why can't all people just agree with me!
	This Fortress of Lonelitude is made for one very large man – me! And I intend to keep it that way!
	Everyone out!
Task: "Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 3".
	This Fortress of Lonelitude is more lonely than I thought. There's only one solution...
	Dive into my cosplay closet for Zan and Jayna – Justice League's Exxorian Wonder Twins!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Upgrade Jobs[edit]

Level	Characters	Job	Time
1	Comic Book Guy	Spend Friday Night Alone	10h
2	Cletus, Willie, Apu, Krusty, Lurleen, Disco Stu	Take Creative Liberties [x6]	4h
Lisa, Milhouse, Bart, Martin, Nelson, Uter, Jimbo	Violate Canon [x8]	8h
Mr. Burns, Apu, Comic Book Guy, Moe, Giuseppe, Belle	Add Lens Flare [x3]
3	Cletus, Willie, Apu, Krusty, Sea Captain, Lurleen, Disco Stu	Run for It [x8]
Lisa, Milhouse, Bart, Uter, Jimbo	Find Something Better to Do [x5]	4h
Mr. Burns, Apu, Luigi, Moe, Giuseppe, Belle	Invest Elsewhere [x3]	6h

view • talk • edit • past The Simpsons: Tapped Out Winter 2015 quests

The Animal Within • Barty It's Cold Outside • Bonus Gift • Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man • The Decoration Inflation • Do You See What I See? • Effigy in White • The End of the Beginning • Festive Spontaneity... Scheduled • Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice • Holiday Mystery Meat • A House Made With Hands • Imaginary Friends • No Man is a Fortress • Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful • Once In Royal Quimby's City • Out With the Old • The Overproof of the Pudding • Play-Annoyed Grunt • Play-Annoyed Grunt (Winter 2015) • Play-Dough's Republic • The Proclamation of Decoration • Seems to Be the Hardest Word • Snow Big Deal • Snow Global Warming • The Truth in the Tantrums • An Unwanted Kiss • The White Elephant in the Room • You Better Not Cry
Burning Wreath of Fire	Cletus • Comic Book Guy • Krusty
Prizes	Abercrombie & Rich • Baby Gerald • Buckingham Pay-Less Motel • Dancing Reindeer • Festivus Comic Book Guy • Kearney's Other Son • Leftorium Express • Mrs. Sinclair • Patches & Poor Violet • Picture on a Rembrandt • Springfield Orphanage • Virgil's Cabin • Wall E. Weasel's • Ye Olde Chocolate Shoppe
Festivus Comic Book Guy	Rest of Us for the Festivus
Patches and Poor Violet	A Tale of Two Orphans
Sophie Krustofsky	Her Father's Googly Eyes
White Witch Burns	White Privilege
Baby Gerald	Baby on Board 2: The Quickening
Bear Cave	Bear With Maggie
Kearney's Other Son	Son of Anarchy
Ling Bouvier	Parental Guidance
Lucille Botzcowski	Babies in the Bathwater
Mrs. Sinclair	A Day at the Laissez-faire
Buildings	I'll Let It Slide This Time • It's What's Underneath That Counts • No Heavy Petting • Poles Apart

Difference between revisions of "No Man is a Fortress"

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Contents

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Pt. 2[edit]

Upgrade Jobs[edit]