Difference between revisions of "Play Musty For Me"

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Play Musty For Me is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires Stogie to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin' this jernt has failed. I guess puttin' monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I'm gonna have to let ya go. That's a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles. Yeah, you live and you learn I guess. Guess I've gotta go out and hustle up a new gig. Before you go, play me that favorite song o' mine. You got it, Moe-sephine Baker. Task: "Make Stogie Play Moonglow". The job takes 12 hours. *singing*...and now when there's moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you... Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there? No, I'm telling you the rats are back! Look down! Oh God! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Stogie's exclamation mark Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church's weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz. Well, I don't know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game. Oh, I don't really know any hymns, church cat. I'll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang. Um, okely dokely? Task: "Make Stogie MC Bingo Night". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours. *sings* ...although they say they don't like sin / they'll still cheat to get a win... Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She's got a flask that's full of booze. How dare you! That's medicinal gin! You know, Ned, I'm thinking we don't need a piano player for Bingo Night after all. Amen! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos. Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings. I dig it. You've got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I'm obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie* Task: "Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours. *sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won't pass. There's a monkey working fries / and he's scratching his behind... *screech screech* This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let's get outta here! Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram! Hey, that's a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke? No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing. These should count as billable hours! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound. Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market. Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my "scene", you'll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material. I'm on it. Task: "Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 8 hours. *sings* ...plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys... ...the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age... Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark I'd prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory. Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song. Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing. Task: "Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. *sings* ...He's a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money... ...he'll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash... Shall I release the hounds on him, sir? What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz. ...and he's as ugly as he's rich/ Let's toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement... On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune. Yes, sir. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the 1971 psychological thriller film Play Misty for Me.