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| Play Musty For Me
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Play Musty For Me is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires Stogie to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Uh, bad news, Stogie. My latest attempt at upscalin’ this jernt has failed. I guess puttin’ monocles on the rats was a misguided attempt at class. I’m gonna have to let ya go.
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That’s a shame, Moe. You paid a lot for those tiny monocles. And got so many rat bites for your troubles.
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Yeah, you live and you learn I guess.
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Guess I’ve gotta go out and hustle up a new gig.
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Before you go, play me that favorite song o’ mine.
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You got it, Moe-sephine Baker.
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| Task: "Make Stogie Play Moonglow". The job takes 12 hours.
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*singing*…and now when there’s moonglow way up in the blue, look down at your hands, those rats are biting you…
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Ah. I love that song. Was that last lyric always there?
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No, I’m telling you the rats are back! Look down!
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Oh God!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Stogie's exclamation mark
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Mr. Flanders, I need a regular gig and I was wondering if the church’s weekly Bingo game could use a little zazz-a-matazz.
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Well, I don’t know what that is, but it could be nice to hear some solemn, depressing hymns during the game.
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Oh, I don’t really know any hymns, church cat. I’ll just groove to the vibe of the place and do my own thang.
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Um, okely dokely?
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| Task: "Make Stogie MC Bingo Night". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
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*sings* …although they say they don’t like sin / they’ll still cheat to get a win…
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Mrs. Skinner hates to lose / She’s got a flask that’s full of booze.
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How dare you! That’s medicinal gin!
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You know, Ned, I’m thinking we don’t need a piano player for Bingo Night after all.
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Amen!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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A jazzy piano player like you could really class up the Krusty Burger! Maybe bring in some richer, more discerning fatsos.
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Right on. But I need to get a feel for this place so I can bring it to my work, man. My art is always a reflection of my surroundings.
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I dig it. You’ve got artistic integrity. I used to have that. Now I’m obscenely rich instead! Hahaha! *blows cigar smoke at Stogie*
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| Task: "Make Stogie Kroon at the Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
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*sings* Though the food, it may be fast / Health Inspection, it won’t pass.
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There’s a monkey working fries / and he’s scratching his behind…
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*screech screech*
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This silver-tongued crooner is right! Let’s get outta here!
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Alright, Snitch Corea, get your enormous piano and scram!
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Hey, that’s a pretty good reference. Did you write that joke?
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No, I had Mel write me some jazz puns while you were playing.
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These should count as billable hours!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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I am not sure I need a piano player in my comic book shop. It would be like the Dark Knight doing a crossover with Huckleberry Hound.
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Come on, man. This place needs a little sophistication. We both know the future of sequential art is manga and original graphic novels for the youth market.
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Hm. You make a fair point. But if you want to play my “scene”, you’ll need to absorb this vast quanta of source material.
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I'm on it.
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| Task: "Make Stogie Read Piles of Comic Books". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 8 hours.
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*sings* …plenty of power fantasies for boys / but when women and people of color share the toys…
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…the fanboys get all steamed with rage / acting well below their age…
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Though the melody is jaunty, I will not have such apt criticisms voiced in my store. Begone!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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I’d prefer a daring harpsichordist, but I suppose a pianiste would add a certain air of dignity to this filthy atom factory.
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Say no more. But before I begin to play, I need to connect with the soul of your operation so I can express it in song.
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Connect away, my good man. I once had Anton LaVey come in to do the same thing.
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| Task: "Make Mr Burns Hide Nuclear Waste In Stogie's Piano". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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*sings* …He’s a misanthropic mummy, all he cares about is money…
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…he’ll burn the Earth down to an ash, just to make a little cash…
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Shall I release the hounds on him, sir?
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What for? Never has my essence been so grandly expressed through the sultry medium of smooth jazz.
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…and he’s as ugly as he’s rich/ Let’s toss him into a ditch/ And cover it with wet cement…
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On second thought, get the hounds ready. But wait til the end. It is a catchy tune.
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Yes, sir.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the 1971 psychological thriller film Play Misty for Me.
