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{{TB|What do you mean evicted?}}
 
{{TB|What do you mean evicted?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
 
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{{TB|Maybe it’ll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven’t paid rent.}}
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{{TB|Maybe it'll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven't paid rent.}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?}}
 
{{TB|You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
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{{TB|Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby’s illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby's illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Of course, he had to get a paternity test first…}}
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{{TB|Of course, he had to get a paternity test first...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}}
 
{{TB|And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.}}
 
{{TB|And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.}}
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{{TB|Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?}}
 
{{TB|Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
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{{TB|Actually, now’s not really a good time. I’m getting calf implant surgery tomorrow…}}
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{{TB|Actually, now's not really a good time. I'm getting calf implant surgery tomorrow...}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|Jeez, if you’re gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable…}}
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{{TB|Jeez, if you're gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Confused}}
 
{{TB|Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?}}
 
{{TB|Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
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{{TB|No, your calves are puny, I just don’t believe you can afford the surgery…}}
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{{TB|No, your calves are puny, I just don't believe you can afford the surgery...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I can too! That’s it, you’re staying with us.}}
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{{TB|I can too! That's it, you're staying with us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Uncle Drac!}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Uncle Drac!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac|60 minutes|[[Dracula-la Land]], the [[Cursed Ship]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants|12 hours|[[Dracula-la Land]], the [[Cursed Ship]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], or a [[Brown House]]|char={{ap|Count Dracula|monster}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac|60 minutes|[[Dracula-la Land]], the [[Cursed Ship]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants|12 hours|[[Dracula-la Land]], the [[Cursed Ship]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], or a [[Brown House]]|char={{ap|Count Dracula|monster}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
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{{TB|What’s the word, M’nthster?}}
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{{TB|What's the word, M'nthster?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Facepalm}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Facepalm}}
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{{TB|Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you’re filling up a balloon way too much and it’s gonna pop any second?}}
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{{TB|Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you're filling up a balloon way too much and it's gonna pop any second?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|That’s what I feel looking at them.}}
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{{TB|That's what I feel looking at them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I meant with getting your life back together!}}
 
{{TB|I meant with getting your life back together!}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Oh. No, I’m still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??}}
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{{TB|Oh. No, I'm still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|I've done it, I know what I have to do now.}}
 
{{TB|I've done it, I know what I have to do now.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
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{{TB|Aw, I’m so happy for you. Now, get out.}}
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{{TB|Aw, I'm so happy for you. Now, get out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Serious}}
 
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon|Serious}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare*}}
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{{TB|{{*}}ominous glare{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Okay, okay. What’s your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?}}
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{{TB|Okay, okay. What's your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Corporate}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Corporate}}
 
{{TB|Sleazy businessman!}}
 
{{TB|Sleazy businessman!}}
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{{TB|Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?}}
 
{{TB|Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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{{TB|I want to order your deluxe “Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.}}
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{{TB|I want to order your deluxe "Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Corporate}}
 
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{{TB|I’ve got the perfect Scare Package for him: I’ll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!}}
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{{TB|I've got the perfect Scare Package for him: I'll tell him that both his kids want to major in {{*}}journalism{{*}} when they go to college!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 
{{TB|Ah!}}
 
{{TB|Ah!}}
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{{TB|What is that smell?}}
 
{{TB|What is that smell?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Sorry, it’s Ralph Lauren.}}
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{{TB|Sorry, it's Ralph Lauren.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Countess Dracula Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you got some new cologne?}}
 
{{TB|Oh, you got some new cologne?}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|No, I kidnapped the designer and I’m slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.}}
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{{TB|No, I kidnapped the designer and I'm slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon}}
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{{TB|Wow, you’ve got great taste!}}
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{{TB|Wow, you've got great taste!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad|4 hours|[[R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad|4 hours|[[R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
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{{TB|Ah, it’s so great to have my own place.}}
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{{TB|Ah, it's so great to have my own place.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Dracula Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Uh, M’nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman’s neck veins.}}
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{{TB|Uh, M'nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman's neck veins.}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Oh, I’d LOVE to, but, uh… I’m having tentacle enlargement surgery…}}
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{{TB|Oh, I'd LOVE to, but, uh... I'm having tentacle enlargement surgery...}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out M'nthster Icon}}
 
{{TB|Good luck though!}}
 
{{TB|Good luck though!}}

Latest revision as of 10:09, February 6, 2025


No Rich in Eldritch
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Cthulhu's Revenge
Required characters: M'nthster
Optional characters: Wise Guy, Count Dracula

No Rich in Eldritch is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cthulhu's Revenge content update. It requires M'nthster to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Sad What do you mean evicted?
Wise Guy - Annoyed Maybe it'll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven't paid rent.
M'nthster - Angry You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
Wise Guy - Grinning Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby's illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.
Wise Guy Of course, he had to get a paternity test first...
Wise Guy And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.
Task: "Make M'nthster Clean House". The job takes place at R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair) and takes 24 hours.
If Wise Guy is owned: Task: "Make Raphael Judge M'nthster's Life Style". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Sad Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
Count Dracula Actually, now's not really a good time. I'm getting calf implant surgery tomorrow...
M'nthster - Angry Jeez, if you're gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable...
Count Dracula - Confused Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
M'nthster No, your calves are puny, I just don't believe you can afford the surgery...
Count Dracula - Annoyed I can too! That's it, you're staying with us.
M'nthster - Happy Thanks, Uncle Drac!
Task: "Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac". The job takes place at Dracula-la Land, the Cursed Ship, Fogbury Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Count Dracula is owned: Task: "Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants". The job takes place at Dracula-la Land, the Cursed Ship, Fogbury Cemetery, or a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
Count Dracula What's the word, M'nthster?
M'nthster - Facepalm Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you're filling up a balloon way too much and it's gonna pop any second?
M'nthster - Happy That's what I feel looking at them.
Count Dracula - Annoyed I meant with getting your life back together!
M'nthster Oh. No, I'm still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Happy I've done it, I know what I have to do now.
Count Dracula Aw, I'm so happy for you. Now, get out.
Countess Dracula - Serious *ominous glare*
Count Dracula - Annoyed Okay, okay. What's your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
M'nthster - Corporate Sleazy businessman!
Task: "Make M'nthster Start a Terrorizing Business". The job takes place at the Java Server or Town Hall and takes 60 minutes.
M'nthster - Corporate Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?
Homer I want to order your deluxe "Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
M'nthster - Corporate I've got the perfect Scare Package for him: I'll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
Homer - Scared Ah!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Sad I'm hopeless.
Countess Dracula - Sad What's wrong, my little nightmare?
M'nthster - Sad My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I'll have to live with you forever.
Count Dracula - Surprised *horrified scream*
Countess Dracula You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You're a hideous otherworldly monster -- you should be proud.
M'nthster - Happy You're right, I am hideous!
M'nthster Thanks, Auntie. I'm ready to go out there and conquer the world!
Task: "Make M'nthster Conquer the World". The job takes 8 hours.
Wise Guy - Annoyed It's the middle of the night. Get off my property.
M'nthster - Angry No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
Wise Guy - Surprised You can't! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
M'nthster Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on M'nthster's exclamation mark
M'nthster - Happy Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
Count Dracula - Confused What is that smell?
M'nthster Sorry, it's Ralph Lauren.
Countess Dracula Oh, you got some new cologne?
M'nthster - Happy No, I kidnapped the designer and I'm slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
Count Dracula Wow, you've got great taste!
Task: "Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad". The job takes place at R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair) and takes 4 hours.
M'nthster Ah, it's so great to have my own place.
Count Dracula - Sad Uh, M'nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman's neck veins.
M'nthster Oh, I'd LOVE to, but, uh... I'm having tentacle enlargement surgery...
M'nthster Good luck though!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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