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For other uses of "Cthulhu's Revenge", see Cthulhu's Revenge.

Cthulhu's Revenge is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cthulhu's Revenge content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing IrreSpawnsible Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs? I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird. He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something! What kind of monster is he?! You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?! A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster... Well you're also an absentee parent! *shocked gasp* Task: "Collect Tentacles" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Scold Cthulhu". The job takes place at The Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Oyster Eating Table

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 You're right, Marge, I'm a bad parent! Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can't be THAT bad. I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses. Man, that's cold! They must of been some really sweet shades... They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me. That look's sorta in now. I know, but I didn't have the confidence to pull it off. Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster! Task: "Collect Tentacles" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping". The job takes place at the Java Server or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. These all look stupid! I'm just not a sunglasses deity. I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Fogbury Cemetery

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work. "Cool sunglasses" was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster? Seriously, Mom, that's pretty weak. Look, I've mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can't all be home runs! I guess I'm beyond helping. I'm going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy. Moe's? No... the graveyard. Task: "Collect Tentacles" (x150). Task: "Make Marge Be Creeped Out". The job takes place at Fogbury Cemetery and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Bart Defile Graves". The job takes place at Fogbury Cemetery and takes 8 hours. You come here to feel better? Oh yeah, all the "dead"-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents. I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank... But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine! Maybe this isn't the best place to be if I'm trying to make things right with M'nthster... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Fogbury Port Lighthouse & Pier

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 No peeking, we're almost there. Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal... What are you doing here?! M'nthster, my child! It's me, your lord and parent! Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses. Come on, don't be like that! I'm trying to make amends! Why didn't you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat? Or my school play, "Death of a Salesman", where I ate a salesman? I... I... This is more complicated than I thought... Task: "Collect Tentacles" (x200). Task: "Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 8 hours. Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you're mad. Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?! Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human! And if you think she's foolish, you should meet her husband! I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour! *laughter* *annoyed murmur* Quest reward: 100 and 10 Cthulhu Monument

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 ...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be! *laughter* I've missed the way you make fun of humans! I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time. Wait, what? You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge. My family is not a joke! Shame on you! We're sorry. Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all... ...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny??? Task: "Collect Tentacles" (x400). Task: "Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World". The job takes place at the Cthulhu Monument and takes 24 hours. After starting the job Let's never fight again, M'nthster. Unless we get mildly bored, then we'll wipe out existence and start over. Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?! That might be fun! After finishing the tasks You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love. Oh, we wouldn't want to impose. Not at all! The more the merrier. You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous! Ah, there's nothing better than family! Quest reward: 200 and 20 Cthulhu

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Gather Adhesive Appendages Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Grampa, Moe 4h Simpson House 5, 45 Collect Fresh Tentacles M'nthster 8, 70