Difference between revisions of "Curse Craze"

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Curse Craze is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires the Witch to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark Tee hee hee! I've boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete! You're not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house? No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof. So, who are you going to curse? You know, what with all the newt boiling, I kind of forgot. But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste! Task: "Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark I can't just go around cursing everybody in sight. That's against the Witches' Code. People won't take me seriously. Tee hee hee hee hee. But there's one person everyone agrees deserves cursing. Cell phone customer service representatives. Task: "Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses". The job takes 8 hours. What do you mean, "Unlimited Data" doesn't actually mean unlimited data?! May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark I used up all my revenge potion, and I can't face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life? Well, you're used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade? Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts? Well, my nephew's always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce. All commerce is evil. Task: "Make Witch Set Up E-Shop". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark I should have opened an e-store long ago. I love it! Would you like to see the comments and reviews? I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers! These aren't positive at all! Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again. Task: "Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. After starting the job Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said? Of course you can't use your enemy's cat's fur. I curse you with face warts! After finishing the task Making people happy isn't my area of expertise. Maybe you should hire some cell phone customer service representatives. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark I hate running a business! Taxes, inventory, customer service. I miss the simple joys of flying around on a broom and baking fat kids in the oven. How did I end up in this pickle? Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them. Task: "Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20