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| − | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' What's wrong, man? | |
| − | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. My mom put in the [[Finding Nemo]] DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother. | |
| + | :'''Bart:''' Nemo doesn't have a mother. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse:''' Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse:''' Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety! | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Why would a popular fifth-grader like [[Taffy]] be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse? | |
| + | :'''Bart:''' I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers? | ||
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| − | + | :'''Bart:''' I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined. | |
| − | + | :'''Lisa:''' Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work! | |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' I'm really sorry it wasn't a year. | |
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' I already do. It's too close to [[Christmas]]. | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Just call me "Homer Fingerhands." | |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair. | |
| + | :'''Homer:''' Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Homer:''' Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend. | |
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- Bart: What's wrong, man?
- Milhouse: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me. My mom put in the Finding Nemo DVD, but then she got a phone call. So I started it myself. Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother.
- Bart: Nemo doesn't have a mother.
- Milhouse: Not after Chapter One, he doesn't. If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. You've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
- Bart: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.
- Milhouse: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse-- subtlety!
- Lisa: Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?
- Bart: I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?
- Bart: I jumped in front of your picture. Now it's ruined.
- Lisa: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not gonna just paint you into my-- aw! You just ruined six months' work!
- Bart: I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.
- Lisa: Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
- Bart: I already do. It's too close to Christmas.
- Homer: Just call me "Homer Fingerhands."
- Bart: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.
- Homer: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.
- Homer: Attention, lovers of love. Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend.
