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Grazing Saddles is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Princess to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After unlocking Princess: With all these horses around, you start to see their lives in a whole new way. Is it fair that we force these noble beasts to haul people everywhere? Not just "people," Lisa. COWBOYS. Cowboys are cool. And horses care deeply about associating with cool people. If we forced them to carry around nerds – an accountant, say, or some total loser like a college professor – THAT would be cruel. I'm not buying it. I think it is inherently wrong and demeaning. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO RIDE A HORSE! If you say so. Hey look at that horse. Isn't that-- *neighs* Princess! It's you! Task: "Place Princess". Task: "60 minutes". The job takes Princess. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Oh, Princess, I never realized how much I missed riding on your beautiful back. I could just ride you forever. Lisa Simpson: World Class Hypocrite! Why?! Just because I said no one should ever ride a horse, and then immediately turned around and did it myself? Okay, I admit it. I'm a backsliding phony. But she is SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I REGRET NOTHING! Hey, I'm GLAD you're a hypocrite. Hypocrites are much happier people. They can do whatever they want! I'd hate to see my beloved little girl grow up practicing what she preaches. That's no kind of life at all. I'm proud of my shameless little hypocrite! Go, Lisa, go! Task: "Make Homer Brag at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Brag on Facelook". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Now Lisa, I hope you will help Princess to develop the "Three Ps": poise, panache, and pooping only in designated areas. I'd hate to see her turn out like all the other horses in this town. They're little better than animals! One thing she'll definitely learn is how to get the heck brushed out of your beautiful mane. I AM ALL OVER THAT THING. 'Task: "Make Lisa Ride Princess". The job takes 6 hours. What do you think of Princess' new canter? Rhythmically, it's a perfect rendition of the drum part to Dave Brubeck's "Take Five." Well, I'm not really comfortable with jazz. Too wild. Too new. Yes, dear. I really AM that old. But I suppose I will allow it. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the western comedy Blazing Saddles.