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Coyote Oldie is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires the Wilted Rose to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in. Who would POSSIBLY remember that? You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags. HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT? At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from "weird-but-funny" to just plain "off-putting." Task: "Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams". The job takes place at the Skinner House or Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame! How I wish I'd never let you watch "Game of Thrones," Mother. Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes. And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother? *giggles* Flatterer. I'm his mother. Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five! Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me. I suppose I could wait tables or something. Mother, you cannot be considering this! So long as it bothers you, I'm in! Task: "Make Agnes Wait Tables". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours. If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Keep the Books". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress! You've got droops in all the right places. I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle. Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show! Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do. Task: "Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours. If Belle is owned: Task: "Make Belle Post Show Clips Online". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Agnes' exclamation mark I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker. You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans. Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare! You ain't seen nothin' yet! Task: "Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place". The job takes place at the Wilted Rose and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show" (x3). The jobs take place at the Wilted Rose and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Characters that can do the "Attend a Show" task are: